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Regina Stark :
Hey, dickhead, I've been calling you since yesterday. Call me back ASAP. My mom wants to know when you'll be visiting again. Love you always XXXX

Cousin C :
Excuse me ? Who's this ? Please stop spamming me or I will have to report you to the authorities. How'd you even get my number ?

Regina Stark :
Oh my god ! Don't play games with me C ! I'm telling mom that you hate her cheese casserole if you keep up with this.

Cousin C :
Okay, please stop. Who's this ? I don't know who you are so please just stop. I really don't want to this but if you text me once more, I'm going to report you to the authorities.

Regina Stark :
Hahaha, that is seriously NOT funny Gerry. I know it's you Gerry. Just give the goddamn phone to C.

Cousin C :
I'm telling you. This is not Gerry or C or whatever it is. There is no one by that name here. I think you got the wrong number. Now, please leave me alone.

Regina Stark :
Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I just checked the number again and I finally realized that it's the wrong number. Oh my god. Please don't report this to the police. I promise I'll leave you alone. I'm so sorry. Please forgive me ?

[Regina Stark changed contact's name to Someone]

Someone :
Okay, I'll forgive you. Now please leave me alone.

Someone :
Where did you get my number ?

Regina Stark :
Gerry, my cousin's friend, the one who I was supposed to be texting to, gave me the number. But I think I typed it wrong and the message was sent to your number instead.

Someone :
Wow, your cousin got a similar number as mine ?

Regina Stark :
I think so.

Someone :
What's your cousin's name ?

Regina Stark :
Not telling :p

Someone :
Oh come on ! You spammed me with calls yesterday so telling me your cousin's name is the least thing you can do.

Regina Stark :
STRANGER DANGER !

Someone :
Fine, I'll tell you my name and you'll tell me yours and your cousin's. Deal ?

Regina Stark :
Are you kidding me ? That is so not fair. I'll only end up with your name but you'll end up with mine and my cousin's.

Regina Stark :
And you keep texting me even though you told me to leave you alone.

Someone :
Okay, fine. I'm sorry.

Someone :
Now can you please tell me your name or your cousin's name ?

Regina Stark :
Here's the deal, you tell me your name, just one name, it can either be your first name or your last name. I'll tell you one name too, either it's my name or my cousin's name. Deal ?

Someone :
Deal.

Regina Stark :
You first.

Someone :
Calum.

Regina Stark :
Stark.

Someone :
Stark ? As in Tony Stark ? Or Ned Stark from Game of Thrones ? Who are you ? Are you Sansa Stark ? Wait a second, are you a boy or a girl ?

Regina Stark :
Well that's for me to know and you to find out.

Someone :
Is that your name or your cousin's ?

Regina Stark :
Try figuring it out by yourself.

Someone :
I hate you.

Regina Stark :
I hate you too. That's the deal remember ?

Someone :
Ugh :(

Regina Stark :
I gotta go. My dad's calling me. It's nice to meet you, Calum.

Someone :
You're leaving ? Just like that.

[Regina Stark changed contact's name to Calum]

Calum :
You can't do that.

Regina Stark :
I'll see you when I see you, Calum.

Calum :
Wait, what, no.

Calum :
Hey !

Calum :
Helllooooo

Calum :
You can't do this to me.

Calum :
I hate you, Stark.