// please don't hate me Bec of this chapter this is still tododeku, Katsuki is just a salty piece of shit, all this is kinda shorter I currently have a writers block OTL

"You're not special" Katsuki decided, Shoto raises a brow

"Oh yeah? Why do you think that?"

"Watch and learn, fucker" Katsuki stood up, Shoto followed him and watched as he got near Izuku

"Kacchan?" Then Katsuki does the weirdest thing and whines

"I want a kiss!" he said whining, Izuku giggles and kisses him

What

"Thaaanks" he said before straightening up and walking back to Shoto

"W-What...?" The blonde smirked

"I'm just telling you, you're not special because Deku kisses you"

"Why would he..."

"He does it to anyone he's close enough with, there was another one, Shinso I think, he had to move away though"

"W-What?! Y-You mean-?!"

"Don't get me wrong, you have to be real fucking close to Deku just to do that, that little shit is too oblivious to love to even know that you're not supposed to kiss anyone just because you're close with them, you're not automatically his boyfriend just because he kisses you, he's too oblivious for that, and I'm still closer to him than you"

"W-Why?"

"If you come up to him and ask if you can have a kiss, how do you think he'd respond?" Shoto looked down

"He said I can only get kisses if I spend a day with him" Katsuki grinned

"If you wanna be Deku's boyfriend, you better one up me or something and no you can't just throw presents at him, good luck"

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"Shoucchan?"

"Yes?"

"What are you doing?"

"I don't know what you're talking about"

Shoto was protectively hugging Izuku who was bundled up in a bunch of blankets in a dark room with the door locked

"Shoucchan?"

"I'm protecting you from all evil influences, keep quiet or he'll hear us"

"Kacchan?"

"Yes"

"Kacchans not that bad, what are you talking about?"

"Yeah he's not bad, he's evil"

"Why do you think he's bad?"

"Izuku, do you know you're not supposed to just kiss anyone just because they're close to you?"

"Huh? My dad does it to everyone he's close with though"

"Your Dad just have a lot of hoes"

"What's that?"

"Nothing, here I'll pay you a million to never kiss Katsuki again" Izuku frowned

"No thanks, Kacchan rarely asks for one anyways what's wrong?"

"... I'm jealous" he said burrowing his head in Izuku's hair, the greenette giggled and removed himself from the blankets before hugging Todoroki

"Here, if you want a kiss too you can just ask me for one okay? So you won't get jealous of Katsuki anymore"

"Can I kiss you right now then?"

"Really?!"

"Yes"

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"I have also gained kissing privileges, I'm as special as you now"

"Bet it's just from pity"

"I'm still as special as you now"

"You're not even denying that it's from pity?"

"Yes, there is no need to hide away from the truth"

"You sound deep and all but in reality you're just given a pity kiss, don't you have any shame at all?"

"Nope, just happiness here"

"Is that why you're hugging me? Are you that fucking happy?"

"Yes"

"Okay cool, Whatever, stop hugging me"

"No I refuse"

"Stop hugging me I will punch you"

"I refuse"

Katsuki sighed and took out his phone

Jalapeño Bites : help me

Jalapeño Bites : Your bf won't let me go

Jalapeño Bites : I'm seconds away from punching him

DokiDoki : ???????

DokiDoki : what's going on Kacchan?????

Jalapeño Bites : - picture sent -

DokiDoki : !!!!!! Omg that's so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DokiDoki : I'm glad you two are getting along!!!!

Jalapeño Bites : I TOLD YOU IM SECONDS AWAY FROM PUNCHING HIM

Jalapeño Bites : GET OVER HERE ALREADY YOU GREEN PIECE OF TURD

DokiDoki : ^^

DokiDoki : I'll be there as soon as I can! Love you!

Jalapeño Bites : love you too AND HURRY THE FUCK UP

It took a few minutes before Izuku came, Shoto immediately removed himself from Katsuki

"Izuku, what are you doing here? Why are you carrying around all those pillows?"

"I thought you and Katsuki were cuddling, I wanna join!" Shoto immediately attached himself to Katsuki again, the blonde made an undignified noise

Izuku dumper the pillows on the bed and happily attached himself to Katsuki too

"I didn't agree to this, why do I get to be in the middle?"

"Cause you're warm, Kacchan!"

"Yeah Kacchan, you're warm"

"Shithead, don't call me that"

"Why can Izuku call you that and I can't?"

"Cause you're not special"

"Do I need to unlock a romance route with you too to get to call you Kacchan?" Katsuki looked disgusted

"No thank you"

"You didn't deny it"

"Fuck off"

"I'm taking that as a yes" Katsuki scowled and turned around facing Izuku instead, the greenette giggled and hugged him tight, Shoto had a sour expression on his face

"I don't want to cuddle with your back, turn around"

"No"