For once Midoriya has gotten a text through Kacchan and finally he came over to fix the damn robot

"What did you do to him?" Katsuki asked when he saw the little thing screeching and running around the room

"I-I don't know the guy that I was talking to said some stuff to him and he freaked out!"

"Deku"

"Yes?"

"How fucking sentient did you code this thing to be" Izuku looked down in shame

"Listen, you did a fucking good job making it sentient but now we have no way of helping this pint-sized piece of shit without scrapping it"

"W-We can't scrap him just look at him!" Izuku grabbed the little robot and showed it to Katsuki, it started beeping calmly

"Oh- see you can't get rid of him he likes you!"

"What the fuck"

"Beep boop father"

"WHAT THE FUCK WERE SCRAPPING HIM"

"KACCHAN NO LISTEN HE CALLED YOU DAD YOU CANT DO THIS TO HIM"

-

Katsuki watched in dissapointment as Izuku picked out clothes for the robot- baby clothes too

"Creator! I enjoy this piece of fabric! May I keep it?" The robot said holding up a t shirt of a lanky blonde super hero

"Oh my god we're definitely getting you that"

"Deku stop influencing your robot with your All Might shit, he's not real, neither is your robot" Katsuki flinched when Izuku actually hit him

What the fuck

"Don't be mean to your son!"

"I'm not going to be the father of your fucking child, piss off"

But you bought him a stuff toy didn't you?

"IT WOULDN'T STOP ANNOYING ME FOR IT SHUT UP"

Izuku chuckled before giving his attention to the cashier, he paid for the t-shirt and several other stuff before handing the bags to Kacchan

"... I'm not holding those for you shitnerd"

"Either that or hold Katsuki-junior-"

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING HIM THAT"

"But that's the name he wants me to call him!"

"STOP LISTENING TO HIM THEN"

"But Kacchaaaaaaan-"

Katsuki angrily grabbed the bags from Izuku

"You fucking hold him I'm not touching him okay dip-shit?!"

"Okaaaay Kacchan!"

-

While they were walking back to Midoriyas apartment Izuku's phone buzzed

Shoto Todoroki : I already sent the money, I expect full information about him next week, that includes whoever he is or was close with, he is mine and no one else's

Izuku squinted at the screen

"Hey what the fuck are you looking at?"

"Look at this Kacchan" Izuku showed the screen to Katsuki who rose his brow in suspicion before smirking

"I told you he was a creep" another message got through and the phone buzzed

Shoto Todoroki : I'm sorry, forget about what you saw

Shoto Todoroki : This has nothing to do with you whatsoever

"I told you to stop talking to him right? This definitely has something to do with you, shitnerd"

"What do you think he'd actually try to do that? Those things cause a lot of money you know, no one would pay that much for someone you don't know"

"Well he wouldn't have known you but you kept on messaging him" Izuku pouted

"No I do not! I don't talk to him anymore!"

"I hate to disagree with you creator but I heard his voice from the mechanical box"

"You called him?! He could've traced the call you dummy, how long did you two talk?!"

"... more than 5 minutes"

"You only need half a minute to be able to trace a call"

"I don't think he'll do that though... he seems nice"

"You almost got kidnapped once because you thought a stranger was nice when he gave you candy"

"I was four!"

"You thought it was nice that the crackheads at school were trying to give you meth-"

"Fine I get it! Geeze..."

"No you don't" Izuku pouted, Katsuki put down the bags before grabbing Izuku's phone

Midodoki : stay the fuck away from Izuku

Midodoki : he's my friend I don't want you getting anywhere near him fuckface

"Kacchan you consider me your friend?"

"Shut the fuck up"

Shoto Todoroki : Oh? His name is Izuku? That makes this a bit more easier

"I fucking knew that he was unto you!"

"W-What? Let me see!"

Midodoki : Why the fuck are you planning to stalk him like a fucking creep?!

Shoto Todoroki : he's interesting

Midodoki : That is such a fucking lame reason to stalk someone, what the fuck is wrong with you

Shoto Todoroki : wouldn't you like to know

Katsuki was about to destroy Izuku's phone but fortunately ( or unfortunately ) Izuku grabbed it before he can

"Destroy your phone dumbass you'll be traced"

"No point in doing that, didn't you tell me that I was already traced?"

"... don't fucking leave your apartment I'll bring you school work, don't open the door unless you're certain it's me"

"T-There's no need to go that far Kacchan-"

"Shut the fuck up, you have no to say in this, this happened because you decided it was fine to talk to a fucking complete stranger"

"Well... his name is Shoto Todoroki, I mean that's what his contact says"

"I KNOW THAT"