"Hey Kacchan? So about the science project it's like done right now but I can't make him move correctly, robots are hard can you like come over or something it's not working correctly"

"...."

"Kacchan? Come on now I'm sorry I ate your ice cream last time but it was melting! Who eats melted ice cream anyways you'd be sad either way, I even paid for it!"

"....."

"Never mind it started moving on it's own, Kacchan this is why I told you not to work on AI's now I'm going to feel guilty scrapping him! Kacchan hurry I don't know what to do and I'm not dismantling this, you do it I'd feel bad!"

"Beep bop beep what is the purpose of my life my creator-"

"Kacchan do you hear that? That's him, he's asking for his purpose I don't want to deal with terminator 2.0 even if it's a terminator the size of a small child, Kacchan come over soon- wait is this even Kacchan?"

".... hello"

"GodDAMNIT"

Izuku screamed before ending the call afterwards

And then called again because it's rude to do that and no one deserved having a phone call interrupted and then suddenly ended by a scream

"Okay so um I'm really sorry I didn't mean that you didn't know about terminator junior I am super sorry-"

"It's fine, it was quite amusing listening to his beeping noises"

"Don't belittle him that's what usually starts the Ai to start working against its master!"

"Oh is that so? May you hand the phone to him?"

Shoto honestly didn't think that the person on the other line would do it but he heard shuffling and the beeping turning louder

"You serve on purpose other than the fact that your creator has made for nothing other than boredom, he can make you cease to exist any moment now or make you more wonderful and you will never have choice in this"

"Beep boop Beep boop BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP-"

"What did you tell him he's freaking out!" He heard the phone pulled immediately away from the robot and suddenly there were a lot of mechanical noises in the background

"You didn't listen to what I said?"

"Of course no! That's rude you were talking to him!"

"But you created him"

"Children hate it when their parents listen in on the calls they make"

"You consider yourself the mother of that robot?"

Shoto let out a small smirk hearing sputtering and stuttering on the other side as the the one on the other line tried their best to regain their composure, it took almost 3 minutes of endless beeping for him to regain composure

"Just don't tell anyone okay" Shoto couldn't help but let out a low laugh, how cute

"I promise I won't, you should probably go back to trying to contact 'Kacchan' "

"Ah-! That's right and now he has to help me even more since you turned terminator junior crazy! Why did you even answer the call in the first place?!"

"Well I was bored and it's not like I have anything better to do"

"Go find someone better to do other than answering unknown numbers phone calls, that's dangerous"

"I know, don't worry I'll be fine, trust me"

"Okay... well I'll be going now bye!"

"Good bye"