// I'm currently in the process of making another book so I'll upload every other day now or slower, sorrryyyyyy OTL

Hisashi climbed through the window with ease, he tumbled into the floor quietly before closing the window and climbing into the bed, he couldn't see that clear but he's pretty sure this is Katsuki's bed, he poked the boy but noticed he's in deep sleep so he decided to surprise him by sleeping next to him

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Shoto is a good person despite what anyone has told you, he takes good care of Izuku, he buys him food, sometimes give him flowers ( that Katsuki burns before Izuku even gets to see them, how rude ), sometimes he lets Katsuki throw a pie on his face, he tries to play with their kids even though he doesn't even understand what they are, and gets burned or tossed like a toy 90% of the time but he's patient, he is a good person if you exclude the fact that he's a stalker and possible a murderer but those are tiny details that you shouldn't pay attention to

He knows he's a good person

So why is god punishing him by tempting him with older, more handsome men

No offense to Izuku, he was the sweetest and cutest cinnamon roll, he has a very nice firm yet soft butt, long creamy legs and god, he has nice yet soft abs, but god is he tempted by the man he woke up to

The man had completely black hair however when the sun hit it was tinted a bit red, freckles littered his face and god is his face amazing, he had defined cheekbones and a chiselled jaw, broad shoulders and man his shirt hugged him tight exposing his muscles and an earthy scent swirled around him

He was more or less. Izuku if he was handsome manly man instead of a cute soft boy that he is right now

Wait

Izuku's father is showing up today isn't he?

Is this?

"Oh good morning" the man said groggily, but he smiled oh my god his voice is so dee Shoto is panicking

"Good morning too sir"

"You don't happen to know where Izuku do you? I was supposed to be in Katsuki's room but I think I might've entered the wrong window" stupid lucky Katsuki, why did no one tell him Midoriya's dad is a fucking sex god I mean I guess Shoto knows where the cuteness and sexiness of Izuku came from now but still- this is too much

"Sure, it's still early so Katsuki might be cooking something for Izuku right now" the man stayed quiet probably wondering in his head why, Shoto just wanted to stare at his face

"Okay, mind showing me where the kitchen is?" Shoto nodded and stood off his bed, the man following quietly behind him, and behold Katsuki was there, innocent cooking breakfast, the man placed a finger on his lip as he signed for Shoto to stay quiet and Shoto nodded

The man sneaked up to Katsuki before hugging him from behind and lifting the blond and into a twirl they went

"W-What?! Y-You're here already?!" Katsuki sputtered his face turning red, at least Shoto's not alone in his little crush

"Yeah, I was supposed to sneak up in your room but I entered the room of that poor bloke over there" Hisashi said finally placing Katsuki on the ground, the blond was still dizzy and clung unto Hisashi as the man chuckled

God fucking damnit why does everyone that Shoto loved loved Katsuki better goddamnit fuck you Katsuki stop stealing shit and hot men from me

"Ugh..." Katsuki groaned

"Hey what you cooking Katsuki, you need any help?"

"N-No thanks, j-just got to Izuku or something I'll cook something for you too" Hisashi smiled and ruffled Bakugous hair " Okay I'll be waiting for you in his room okay?" Katsuki nodded still a bit dazed and went back to his cooking

Thank god the man went back to him finally

"Do you know Izuku's room too? I'll try to find it myself but I don't want a redo of yesterday" he nodded and led the man to Izuku's room

"I'll go first he might get startled if he saw you just barge in his room with no warning" Hisashi nodded and Shoto entered the room

"Shoucchan?" Izuku asked, okay Shoto was really like being tempted right now it's not even funny, all he was wearing was a pale peach over sized sweater ( which he will find out later that it belongs to Katsuki ) and black short shorts with thigh high white socks

If Hisashi wasn't here right now he wouldn't know what he would have done goddamn Izuku and his nice legs, why can't Shoto have nice legs too, goddamnit father and son if that was what they look like Shoto would never want to meet Izuku's mom because he might cry in the corner due to how inferior his looks are

"Someone wants to talk to you" Izuku smiled and nodded, Shoto closed the door and turned to Hisashi and gave him a thumbs up before the man kicked the door open

"IZUKU!!!!!" Izuku screeched and hid in his covers, Shoto watched from the door as Hisashi try to pull Izuku off the bed, Katsuki junior seems alarmed

"Ah! Izukun that's the bad man papa warned us about!" Katsuki junior said tugging on the green haired robot who got into a battle position

"Let go of mama or you'll have to fight us!" Izukun growled like a kitten, Hisashi stared

"Is this your kid Izuku? You had kids and you didn't even tell me-"

"Yaaaah!" Izukun said as he kicked the man on the stomach sending the man landing backwards

"What's going on in there?" Katsuki said, tapping Shoto on the shoulder

In his hands was a large tray full of food and some drinks

"They're fighting Midoriya's dad"

"The robots? Oh Geeze I sent them on high alert do you mind disabling the code that goes after Izuku's father?" Shoto looked at him confused

"How do I do that?"

"Hey just... in my pocket just get it" Katsuki said, Shoto reached for his pocket and pulled out a weird little device, he saw a button so he pressed it and it enlarged to a size of a ps4, cool

"Just type in 'don't attack bad man' in there, they'll get it" Shoto nodded and typed it in, the moment he pressed the button of enter the robots stopped beating Hisashi and went to comfort their mom instead

"Cool can I keep this?"

"No"