Sorry for taking so long I have the biggest writers block and I sucked coming up with the plot for this chapter OTL OTL OTL I have so many drafts OTL

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"Izuku..."

"Yes?"

"What the fuck is this" Kacchan growled while pointing at Todoroki like he's the most disgusting thing ever, Izuku gave him a disappointed frown

"Y-You promise you wouldn't bite unless he's attacking first!"

"Well I'm feeling attacked by his ugly face and that's enough reason to-"

"Katsuki" Izuku said in a voice lower than his usual, his voice unusually sharp and there's a glint in his eyes promising death if he doesn't stop, Katsuki hesitantly backed away from Todoroki who let out a sigh of relief

"Come on my car is parked nearby, we'll be over there quick" Katsuki hesitantly followed, well he was dragged along by Izuku who had a stone grip on his wrist, as soon as they got into the car Izuku resumed on being happy though

"So what happened while I was gone Kacchan?" He asked in a sweet happy tone, if Todoroki knew better he'd stay quiet and thankfully he knew better so he didn't point out the fake ness of it

"It was fine... I called the police but they said unless you don't return after 3 days call them back again since you're legal and not a minor anymore, your parents are just weird and was fine with it... " the blonde said nervously scratching the back of his neck

"Erm do you guys want to get food on the way there?" Todoroki asked

"I'm stuffed" Katsuki said

"Me too!" Izuku cheerfully added

And so the way there was completely silent
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It turns out Todoroki's gigantic mansion was bigger from the inside, it almost felt like a maze and Todoroki even confessed to getting lost to it even now even if he spent his entire life in there, too many corridors and too many rooms, and so he ordered the maids to put a sign of every place just so that no one will ever get lost

"This is your room Katsuki" Todoroki said with disdain in his voice

"Where will 'zuku be staying?" Todoroki stared

"With me-"

"What the shit?! Why not with me?! You're just planning to do something while he's a asleep aren't you you piece of shit?!" Izuku frowned

"It's not like that Kacchan! Shoucchan is just lonely! He's so lonely he'd die if he's left alone for a whole hour! That's how sad he is!"

"That's just a pathetic excuse to stay with you Izuku"

"Well it's working! You can call me if you need anything though so don't feel lonely like Shoucchan, Kacchan!"

"As if I'd ever get as pathetically sad as he is"

"That's great then! Bye Kacchan! Love you!" Izuku said pressing a soft kiss to his cheek and hugging him before going back to Todoroki's side

Katsuki stuck his tongue out to Todoroki who stared as they left

"Hey Izuku, what about me?"

"I'm not leaving you so you don't need them"

"But I need you"

"That sounds.. weird, I'm not that kind of guy Shoucchan, we aren't even near our third day yet...." Izuku said, blushing shyly and looking away, Todoroki's eyes widened and he looked away too unabashedly, if he stared any longer he might get an angry banana so he'd rather not, his father would not approve of sleeping before marriage

( doesn't mean that he won't do it though, if Izuku gave him any signal to do it he definitely would, no questions asked )

Shyly, Izuku held Shoto by the elbow

Shoto fainted

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"Who are you and what have you done to my son?"

"E-Er I just held his elbow sir! Then he just fainted!"

"Oh.... teenager hormones, just remember not to get pregnant, he has a bright future ahead of him"

"U-Uhm sir I'm a boy"

"I know, so don't get pregnant, I don't care what my son will do to you as long as you don't get yourself pregnant and tarnish the Todoroki's name"

"Um sir? What are you doing?"

"Ordering baby cradles, it is none of your business"

"Why are you buying baby cradles?"

"Incase you do get pregnant, it's not like I was a granddaughter or son or anything, I definitely don't want one"

"Um...? Okay? Err I'll check up on your son now sir!" Izuku hurriedly sidestepped away from Enji and hurried inside of Shoto's room, Shoto was looking at him in shame

"Please don't mind him, he really just wants grandchildren but he doesn't want to admit it, you should see him act around other kids, one time he got mistaken as a pedo for staring at a kid for too long"

"That's rough, it must be hard having him as a father" Izuku sat next to him, Shoto inches closer to him

"It is, comfort me please"

"Say no more" Izuku said and hugged the poor suffering man

Shoto fainted again

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Katsuki was bored, he has been staring up the ceiling for about three hours now, he has nothing to do

DokiDoki: Kacchan! Shoto fainted again what do I do?

DynaMight : heck if I know, what did you do this time?

DokiDoki: I hugged him! Well since he was sitting up and sick I had to get ontop of him but still, I just hugged him that's all!

DynaMight : haha what a fucking pervert, got turned on so hard he fainted LMAO

DokiDoki : Why would a hug turn him on? Is that even possible?"

DynaMight : Izuku, go lo9k at him down there right now

DokiDoki : huh? But that makes me a pervert!

DynaMight : just look at it, it's not like you're gonna touch it

DokiDoki : - picture sent -

DynaMight :  .....

DynaMight : mine is bigger than that

DokiDoki : eh? I thought you two were about the same size

DynaMight : why the heck do you know my dick measurement and his

DokiDoki : I just thought they looked similar

DynaMight : you actually looked at it?!

DokiDoki : I mean from the tent!

DynaMight : lets just stop talking about Towers of Babel. Anything interesting happening over there?

DokiDoki : nothing much, I miss you come over

DynaMight : why does this feel dirty

DokiDoki : Kacchaaaan I'm bored and the room is locked, save me?

DynaMight : fine fine whatever, don't let the pervert touch you while I make my way there okay?

DokiDoki : Okay, I'll see you soon! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️!!!!!

DynaMight : :p