// idk why but I made this thing a first person POV

Izuku was sleeping with Shoto, more specifically, he was sleeping on top of him

Okay Shoto you can do this, Katsuki is looking at you like he's just waiting for you to turn feral and do something bad but that's fine, you'll prove Katsuki wrong, you can do it

Izuku shifts slightly and rubs his head on your chest affectionately, Katsuki snickers, what a piece of shit, it's fine, breathe Shoto you can do this, prove him wrong, he raised a brow at you as you wrapped your hands around the greenette to help him in a more comfy situation, he did a little sleepy giggle and then hugs your neck, you pat him in the back awkwardly before realizing you can't get rid of his arms around your neck unless you wake him up, shit

Then his head lolls and now he's nuzzling your neck and his hair is tickling your chin, you're not really tickling but you're sure you have a pretty sensitive neck, not the tickling kind, you bit your lip as Katsuki watches intently, you pull him closer to help him balance a bit, his grip on your neck loosened and you slowly pulled him a little bit backwards

Now you're seeing his sleeping face really closely, how does a sleeping face look so cute, this is fucking unfair, Katsuki is fucking unfair for snickering again, the universe must be against Shoto this time, he pull him close again, Izuku lazily hugs your chest instead, thank god

"S-Shouuuuchaan" Izuku says sleepily, cute

"A-Ah~ d-don't do that..." shit that is not cute, Katsuki's eyes widened, you give him a pleading look to take away this sweet child before his own Shoto Junior pops up from his pants, like seriously

Then Izuku starts to rub his head his head against him again, he would've thought it was cute had the notion of the fact that Izuku was having a wet dream ( or atleast he thinks it's a wet dream ) about him was not currently true right now, also shit Izuku having a wet dream about him? Katsuki frowns, haha take that

"Just for the record I'm not jealous, he had one about me too" is he trying to one up Shoto? Or is he just being a salty bastard again, probably both, Shoto won't judge if he was Katsuki he'd try to one up Shoto too

"Oh yeah?" Katsuki sneers at him and takes out his phone and then presses something on it

"A-Ah! K-Kacchan n-no ngh... too r-rough! S-Stop!" Shoto's eyes widened, shit he wasn't lying, Katsuki quickly pressed another thing and it stops before smirking

"I'm guessing that's how you knew he liked it rough huh"

"Yeah pretty much"

"Why did you save that though?" Katsukis cheeks flare up

"None of your business!" He growls

"Oh really?" Katsuki doesn't answer and looks away but his face is entirely red, what a hypocrite

"So I'm guessing you like Izuku in that way?"

"Shut up we're just best friends"

"I don't mind sharing with you"

"I said shut up!" Izuku shifts uncomfortably, Shoto rubs his head like he would to a cat, Izuku is no longer uncomfortable

"I'm up for a threesome"

"Fuck off!"

"Is that a yes or a no" he doesn't answer again, damn

"Katsuki come here"

"No"

"Dude" Katsuki grunted and sat next to him, Shoto carefully placed Izuku unto him, Katsuki looks confused

"For you"

"What the shit?!"

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The half and half bastard placed the green cute piece of shit on your lap, you hug him as you would to a kitten because of course, Izuku is a little helpless green kitten when asleep, he pressed unto you a lot more, probably because you're warm

"Does it feel nice?" You grunted but nodded, this wasn't the first time you held Izuku like this, a lot of times he'd barge into your room and lay next to you and you know that you have to hug him or he'd get a tantrum in the morning, not that you don't mind, Izuku took the position of personal teddy bear, it's actually weird to sleep a whole night in without Izuku coming by to interrupt half way to force you to hug him

"I love you" Shoto said looking at you, you look at him with a sour expression on your face and hug Izuku tighter

"That was a joke but atleast I got your attention, you've been staring at Izuku for about 10 minutes now, do you have somnophillia or something dude?"

"Hell no"

"What are you doing then?" You keep on staring

And then you pulled his cheeks

"Owowow! K-Kacchan!" Izuku jolted awake and pulled away

"You're so mean Kacchan! Let me sleep!" He whined, you growl and hug him, he tries to escape of course but you start to pet him

Izuku likes getting pets, he starts to get drowsy, the half and half bastard tries to pull him away

"What the shit do you want"

"I want him give him to me"

"You sound like a baby wanting a toy"

"Maybe I am a baby now give him to me" the fucker opened up his arms so of course you punch his chest and keep on petting Izuku, Izuku lazily kisses your cheek before slipping into sleep-

"I want a kiss too" Shoto said and poked Izuku. Izuku yawned and sat up in your lap and lazily tried to kiss Shotos cheek

The shithead moves his head so Izuku ends up kissing him on the lips instead, Izuku had his eyes wide and tries to pull away but the bastard pulls him back-

"Are you two seriously gonna fucking make out infront of me?!" Katsuki screeched and pulled away a still stunned Izuku away from the pervert

"If you wanted to join you could've just said so" Shoto offered, he gave him a sour expression

"Stay the fuck away from me, fucker"

"I'll try my best, haha just kidding you know I wouldn't try"

"Piss off"