// I am so sorry I have no excuse bUT I SERIOUSLY COULDNT CONTINUE THE SMUT I JUST DONT KNOW HOW I KEPT REWRITING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN I AM SO SORRY ITS BEEN MONTHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Izuku hissed as he shoved the taller boy away

"I told you to stop following me around! And stop calling me dad I already have two children and none of them look like you!"

"But father-"

"Stop it, seriously, it's creepy" Jack frowned and stopped, Izuku sighed before petting him

"I'm glad that you think so highly of me Blastronaut but seriously, Im not even a girl I can't give birth and I definitely haven't given birth to you"

"I'm from the future-"

"Stop with that already, I'll treat you to ramen later okay?" The tall male nodded before bidding his 'father' goodbye, Izuku sighed and stepped into the bar and sat next to Tomura

"What was in that popsicle you gave me?" the greenette glanced at the gray haired male sitting next to him, the said male only smirked before taking a small sip of whatever is that dark red blob in his glass

"I don't know what you're talking about Zuku-chan~" Izuku looked at him indifferently before poking the inside of his glass, the dark red blob was gelatin go figure

"You know what I'm talking about, you almost blew my cover you piece of-" Izuku hissed as the taller male tackled and pinned him to the ground, just a few meters away from their fallen over stools, he was about to answer back but was quickly muffled by the hand on his mouth

"Hey hey, no swearing, you're supposed to be a cute innocent boy right Zuku-chan?" Izuku kicked him away with ease, the male hit the wall causing a few crack on it before falling limply, Izuku stared until he chuckled and stood up

"I remembered the first time I did that... you really thought I was dead didn't you?"

"That was in the past, now tell me what you put in my popsicle"

"You're the one who ate it, figure it out" Izuku pouted for a few seconds before his lips turned up to make a dangerous smirk not befitting of his face

"You're not gonna tell me Tomu-chan~? Do I have to force it out of you again?" The already pale man paled even more before he lazily stood up, he fixed up the fallen stools and sat, Izuku let out a victorious grin before sitting next to him

"Just some stuff your innocent baby mind can't know or your dad might kill me, you may be a murderer but you're surprisingly still innocent, Izuku" the greenette let out a frown

"What is it that I can't know? Even Kacchan won't let me know even if I beg him, what's so wrong about it? And how is it more wrong than killing people?"

"It's not that it's not worse, we really just don't want your father slitting our throats in our sleep" he said taking a sip of his weird gelatin blob

Izuku frowned even more

"Teach me about it, I'll tell dad to back off" the grey haired teen choked on his gelatin, there was a tint of red on his face

"G-Go get your boyfriends to do it with you. Then I'll reconsider" Izuku frowned

"Okay"

"Okay?"

"I'm gonna make them teach me"

"Well come here, I'm gonna tell you what you have to say to make even Katsuki crack, the thing you have to say is...."

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"Shoucchan come on, please? Please teach me I really wanna know!" He whined childishly, clinging to the half and half male while doing so, Shoto looked like he's about to die of embarrassment, he glared at Katsuki who's left eye was twitching in annoyance while watching them

"Deku back off, you're usually not this insistent, something happened?" Izuku stopped and stared at him

"My friend told me he'll teach me instead of you if I don't learn about it soon! I wanna learn it from Shoucchan and you, not from him! He's really creepy! And he has really weird hands!" Shoto's eyes widened and Katsuki shot up from his slouchy position

"Excuse me? What did he say again Izuku?" Shoto said getting dangerously close, Izuku sputtered as he found himself stuck between a Katsuki with eyes wide observing his every movement on his back and Shoto looming close from the front

"I-I.. U-Um... s-so will you teach me?"

Katsuki shot Shoto a look that pretty much said ' go for it but hurt him and you're dead ', Shoto nodded

"Listen Izuku, were gonna watch some videos, and I need you not to freak out okay?"

"O-Okay...?"

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"O-Oh..." Izuku said, his cheeks flushed bright red as the video finished, Shoto and Katsuki both looked unaffected, more curious about Izuku's reactions

"Do you get it now?" Shoto asked, the greenette nodded

"W-Why do people do that though...? It looks.. dirty"

"It feels nice for them"

"They were screaming a lot though, and they look in pain, is that normal Shoucchan? The hole looks tiny it probably hurts a lot..." Izuku shuddered, no way he wants to do that now

"Here let me just.. just-"

Katsuki grunted stopping Shoto from mumbling

"Deku, raise your arms"

"Eh?" He did what he was told in confusion, Katsuki quickly pulled off his shirt

"E-Eh? Kacchan?"

"You really are a healthy young man, let's take care of that okay?"

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"Tomura"

"What"

"Do it with me I need practice" the pale man choked on his gelatin again

"Seriously?!"

"Yes, I need to be good at everything I do, including that"

"Seriously? Can't you practice on them?" Izuku pouted

"I'll just embarrass myself! Kacchan was already really good at it you know? I-I definitely have to get better!"

"It was only good because it's probably the first time your baby mind did it you innocent fuck"

"W-Well still, I can't practice with them plus it'll ruin my cute innocent image you know!"

"Pffft cute-"

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Izuku puffed up his cheeks cutely and this time tackled the man to the ground, he took out a knife and pointed it at his neck

"T-Tell me I'm cute!"

"Eh..?"

"Just say that I'm cute!" Tomura sighed, he gently pushed away the knife before sitting up

"S-Stay down!" Izuku whined

"You're not really making that much of an effort to pin me down, Zuku-chan, you said you need practice right?" The greenette nodded

"Go on then, touch me..."

"Can you please not do indecent acts when you're right in the middle of the bar? It is a slow day today but still this is very indecent" Izuku shot up, embarrassed

"We kill people all the time"

"Well yes but we have dignity" Kurogiri walked up to them before lifting Izuku up

"Come on now, I'll escort you to your rooms, I'll make sure you both are uninterrupted"

"W-Wha? Kurogiri-san...?"

"It's fine, your father won't know"

"O-Oh... okay"

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Tomura tried his best not to get tickled when the smaller male started to place soft inexperienced kisses on his neck

"W-Why are marks not appearing? I-It's supposed to mark!" He whined frustratedly

"You're supposed to suck on it"

"Eh? But wouldn't that hurt?" Tomura sighed

"You're Seriously not ready yet"

"That's why I'm practicing!"

"Go get sucked by your boyfriend and then comeback, just try what you did to me, the exact same thing and the same exact thing you said"

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"Why isn't it making any spots?" Izuku whined kissing Shoto's neck for the twelfth time already

"Ah t-that's what you w-were trying t-to do?" The older male was flushed but he laughed

"W-What are you laughing at...?"

"You're supposed to suck on it Izuku... like this" Shoto pulled Izuku close before peppering his neck with kisses

"B-But you're doing the same thing I was doing" the greenette pouted

"Sh, just trust me okay?" Shoto placed a small kiss on the side of his neck before softly sucking on it, Izuku jolted and gripped his shirt

"W-Wha...?"

"Does it feel good?" He said, placing a small kiss beneath his ear

"W-Weird... I thought it would h-hurt..."

"Oh? Does that mean you were trying to hurt me?"

"Of c-course not! Um..."

"Well it's fine, just tell me beforehand okay?"

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"It felt really really weird"

"It did?"

"Yeah it was super weird Tomu-chan! Well I know how to do it now! Let me try!" Tomura sighed before tilting his head, showing him skin

"G-Gah! You're sucking too hard, suck gently damnit!" He said pulling Izuku off

"Eh? Isn't it supposed to be..?"

"Ugh Whatever, try to suck more gently" Izuku nodded, he gently placed his lips on his neck and sucked softly, Tomura sighed, placing his hand in Izuku's back

"Yeah just like that, you're doing great" Izuku whined

"I didn't ask for your opinion!"

"I'll give you one anyways, your lips are soft so it's kinda ticklish, feels good though"

"A-Ah...? R-Really?"

"Hm? I thought you didn't ask for my opinion!" Izuku pouted

"I-I didn't say I wasn't listening to it" he flushed, Tomura blinked

"It really was a miracle that you were able to stay this untouched for so long"

"E-Eh?"