6.) Pervert

Katsuki, Shoto, and unfortunately, Shinso was waiting for Izuku in the park. He said he was gonna get them some drinks and one of them tried to accompany him since it was already dark, they ended up fighting each other and didn't notice that Izuku already left, they then decided who was gonna check up on him with Rock Paper Scissors and whoever wins gets to check on him, except one of them always chooses rock, paper and scissor each round

They just decided to check up on him by themselves, which is why they're squeezing each other in an alleyway currently watching a man staring at their cinnamon bean.

"The shit he doing?"

"Shhhh, we step in the moment that fucker touches Deku."

"You all have such a fucking potty mouth, jesus fucking Christ-"

"Shut up Shoto, and watch."

Izuku quickly slid in his coins before taking the drinks into his hands, he stopped when he noticed the man staring at him for quite a while now.

"C-Can I help you sir?"

The man was wearing a black hoodie and he looked kinda... Green and sweaty? Like the people your parents told you never to talk with but here is Izuku, talking to him since he's too nice. The man stared at him more before smirking.

"Your body is enough."

"Let's kill him-"

"No, it just might be a threat-"

"I called the police shit."

"Fuck, he has a gun."

"Uh- I.. Um" Izuku's eyes widen as the gun was pressed on his neck.

"Struggle and I'll kill you"

"SHIT! HE TOOK IZUKU AS HOSTAGE!"

"WE SHOULD'VE INTERVENED IN THE BEGINNING!"

"SHOTO, NO! HAVE SOME SENSE! HE HAS A GUN AND ITS POINTED AT IZUKU STOP TRYING TO FIGHT HIM!"

"THE HELL I'M LETTING THAT MOTHERFUCKER TAKE IZUKU'S VIRGINITY, I'M THE ONE WHO'LL BE TAKING THAT DAMNIT!"

"WE'RE TOO LOUD HE MIGHT NOTICE US SHUT THE FUCK U-"

"I-U-Un... c-can you- please s-stop that sir." Izuku whined as he was pinned upwards to the wall, tongue roaming his neck as he tried his best not to just stab a bitch. If only Shoucchan, Kacchan and Shinso wasn't watching him right now he would've stabbed him already why did they follow him?

"Have no fear, why?"

Because I am here!" A blonde muscular man said before punching the guy away a few feet away, Izuku sighed as he was finally free, Shoto and the bakugang quickly chased after him and started beating the guy up.

Wait.

"Oh my god, you're the one that plays All Might in the movie! You're name is even Yagi! Please punch me!"

"A-Ah! I think a signature would be better?"

"Yes please!"

Izuku squealed as All Might signed his shirt.

"Thank you so much I'll never forget this! You're so cool! Wait wait, do the shrunken form!"

"I've never seen a fan as enthusiastic as you! Just no picture please."

"Of course! Anything for you Yagi-san!"

Yagi shrunk down on his thinner lanky form and Izuku tried his best not to faint. Holy shit, he's talking with his idol

"Thank you so much I'll never forget this day!"

"I'm glad! Either way where's the-" Yagi looked around and tried to spot the man but his eyes met the scene of the guy being beat up by three shady gay looking young adults, one of them with half and half hair.

Honestly, it was kinda funny.

"Take that you piece of shit, take it, you like that huh?"

"Stop making it sound kinky jesus christ just beat the shit out of him."

"I don't approve of you as Izuku's boyfriend just for that, you sadist."

"Ah Izuku? Are you perhaps related to Hisashi Midoriya!? He talks about an Izuku a lot."

"You know my dad?!"

"We're co-workers."

"Cool!"

"..."

"... I'll stop them before they accidentally kill the guy."

"That's probably a good idea."

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That was a recreation of the slime sludge villain scene.
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7.) Izuku's Phone

"Izuku left his phone." Shoto and Bakugou stared at it before Shoto lunged at it to take it with Bakugou quickly grabbing it and holding it protective.

"Just a peek, please?"

"No-"

"Don't you want to see how your name is in his phone?"

"...Just this once"

They quickly searched through Izuku's contacts.

'Sugar Daddy 🍰'

[ call ]

"Hello Izuku, what is it-"

"We're testing out the fucking contacts, that's you, stop fucking talking you're disgusting, ew."

'Eggplant Padre 🍆 '

[ call ]

"Ah... what's up Izuku? Um, nice day today?"

"It's us you eggplant fuck."

"The number you're trying to reach is currently unavaila-"

"WE KNOW WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE YOU PIECE OF-"

'DadMight ♥️♥️♥️ '

[ call ]

"Ah, young Midoriya? What has caused you to call me?"

"Are you a pedophile."

"Excuse me? This is not Midoriya is it? Who are you?"

"He didn't answer no he's probably-"

"Hello?"

"Thank you for answering this survey, bye."

"What survey? Excuse me-? Midoriya if you're listening I'm not a-"

'Handy Daddy 🤚'

[ call ]

"Hello, willies sperm bank here, you whack it we jack it, how may I help you?"

"Who the fuck are you?"

"...Who the fuck are you?"

"Don't answer my question with a question."

"... I'll tell Izuku to be more careful with his phone-"

"Hey!"

' Misty papa 👾 '

[ call ]

"Tomura has warned me, please do not call again."

' Teacher '

"We're not touching that."

"Why not?"

"We'll probably die there's no emojis on it."

"What kind of logic is that."

"Trust me."

' Father '

"Nope"

'Father 🔥🔥 '

[ call ]

"Ah Izuku? Are you going to pick the robots up already-"

"Hello"

"Katsuki?"

"Wah! Grandpa are you talking to our daddy?"

"Grandpa is talking to daddy?"

"Ah, yes I am"

"Wow! Tell daddy to call us too!"

"Hey, if you don't mind, can you call the kids?"

'Katchuki ! 💥 '

[ call ]

"Daddy is talking to me, daddy is talking to me! Hello daddy!"

"Hello Katchuki, are you having fun?"

"Of course! Grandpa took us to the garden again and he let us hold a bird! It was so tiny on my hand! Izukun didn't want to since he's scared and Shoucchan scared it away! He's really mean daddy!"

"He's really rude isn't he? Well are you trying to get along with him?"

"Um, um... I really try but he's really mean to me! He made me trip awhile ago!"

"We're you hurt?"

"Of course not! Grandpa scolded him but still he's really rude daddy!"

"I'll ask Mommy to scold him too okay?"

"Okay! Um dad, Izukun wants to talk to you too, can you talk to him?"

"I will, be careful Katchuki"

"I will Daddy! Bye bye, I love you! Muaaah!"

"I love you too, muah"

"..."

"..."

"You're a good dad."

"Shut up."

'Izu-kun ! ⚡️ '

[ call ]

"Daddy daddy! Grandpa and Katchuki taught me how to make a flower bracelet! I can make lots and lots now Daddy!"

"Ah, that's really nice, did you give one to everybody?"

"I did! I even made one for you and Mommy and the bird! I'll give it to you later daddy!"

"Thank you for making me and mom one Izukun, I'm excited for it"

"R-Really Daddy?"

"Of course, anyways how are you getting along with Shoucchan?"

"Um um I keep on telling him to stop trying to fight Katchuki, he stops but when I look away he tries to fight him! He tripped Katchuki earlier, he's so mean daddy!"

"Oh, did he like your flower bracelet atleast?"

"A-Ah... he t-told me that it was really pretty and then he kissed my cheek, Katchuki tried to fight him afterwards but now he won't speak about it, can you talk to him later daddy?"

"I will, is that why he didn't talk about it?"

"Yeah!"

"Well uh, Daddy has to go now be careful, okay? Stick close to your grandpa."

"I will Daddy! I love you so much, muah!"

"I love you too, muah, take care"

"..."

"..."

"Why the shit are you crying-"

"You're such a good father Katsuki."

"Shoucchan 🍓"

[ call ]

"You brat stop antagonising your playmates."

"How did you get Izuku's phone"

"Disrespectful brat, he's you're mother, you're not in a first name basis with him."

"You don't tell me what to do."

"I'm technically your father."

"You're my enemy, you dare steal Izuku away from me before I was even born, how dare you."

"Stop talking about your mom like he's a fucking object you brat."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"..."

"..."

"Why do you hate me so much?"

'Kaminari Denki'

"Why does he have no emojis."

"He is unsafe."

"He eats chargers and pineapples."

"Unsafe."

'Rocky pappie 🌑 '

[ call ]

"Your boyfriend is creepy."

"Excuse me what?"

'Daddy ♥️♥️♥️ '

[ call ]

"How come you get to be daddy with triple hearts, I want triple hearts too."

"Fuck off."