// a hellspawn is made along side two angels

"Izuku the fuck are you doing"

"Well I thought Katsuki Junior and Izukun might want a new playmate!"

"That looks like a failed japan flag"

"Why do you keep insulting Shoucchan? He isn't even here..."

"Whatever, so what personality are you gonna give him?"

"Haha I recorded all of Shoucchans habits and likes and dislikes, I compressed them all to one data base who'd do the coding for me"

"Really?"

"Yep, then I'll just make some tweaks and he's ready to go!"

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"Kacchan"

"What"

"He's not ready to go" Izuku said, distressingly holding a ShotoBot who is clinging to him, refusing to let go of his clothes

"What? What happened?"

"I-I don't know in the middle of coding he just turned on and clung to me, he won't let go Kacchan!"

"Processing : Kacchan ; status : threat ; mission : to o b l i t e r a t e"

"Have you installed any weapons on that little fucker?"

"U-Um no, I haven't yet... but I don't think I will any time soon or atleast until I finish his coding um- can you take care of him first Kacchan?"

"You want me to hold that piece of shit who wants to kill me?"

"I-I'll be as quick as I can Kacchan! Please? It's really hard to do this stuff when he's clinging to me, um you can just make him play with the other robots or something..."

"Fine whatever, hand it to me"

"Kacchan he wont let go..."

Katsuki made his way to Izuku before plucking the little fucker off and it stared at Izuku as he walked away

"Processing : Izuku ; Status : Love interest ; mission : to marry and make my wife"

"What the fuck you are so weird, WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET IZUKUN YOU LITTLE FUCKER" Katsuki said cackling loudly, Katsuki Junior waddled to him almost immediately

"Who's gonna meet Izukun papa?-"

"K-Katchuki w-wait!" Izukun said before clinging to Katsuki Juniors side again

"Are you okay Izukun?" Izukun nodded

"Y-You ran too fast though..."

"Sorry Izukun! Papa has a new playmate for us though"

"Really? Do we have a new play mate papa?" Izukun said as he tugged on Katsukis pants, Katsuki grinned and nodded before placing down ShotoBot

"Say hello to him" Katsuki stared at him

"Whats his name papa?"

"His name is uh... Shoucchan"

"Oh okay! Hello Shoucchan nice to meet you!"

"Processing : Katsuki ; status : threat ; mission : to obliterate" was all Shoucchan said before hitting the blond robot

"Eeeek why did you-"

"Processing : Izuku ; status : Love interst ; mission : to marry and make my wife" and then he took both Izukuns hand in his

"Lets get married"

"W-Wha...?" Izukun didn't really understand what he was saying but he was blushing anyways

"H-Hey what are you t-talking about! Izukuns gonna get married to me!" Katsuki Junior whined and pushed Shoucchan before standing protectively infront of Izukun

"Lovers quarrel, you guys aren't even a year old yet you little bastards" Katsuki said while watching them

"Daddy he's tryna marry Izukun and hurt me!"

"Thats because he's inlove Katchuki"

"I-Inlove...?" Izukun asked

"Yes that is true, according to my coding I am currently love struck, that is why it is my goal to marry Izuku"

"It's Izukun! With an N!" Izukun whined

"T-Then I'm inlove with Izukun too! I'll be inlove so Shoucchan doesn't have to be inlove with Izukun!" Katsuki Junior declared

"That's not how it works Katchuki" Katsuki sighed and crouched down

"Just protect Izuku from that freak okay, no need to fight, just make him stay away from Izukun"

"Of course! You got it daddy!" Katsuki immediately went back to Izukun

"Izukun we gotta get away quick!" Katsuki lifted up the robot and started running away, Izukun clutched tightly to him as Shoucchan immediately followed after them

"W-Where are we going Katchuki...?"

"Away from Shoucchan! I'll be your hero Izukun!"

"H-Hero..." Izukun turned red and hid his face while Katsuki Junior finds a hiding spot "Y-You're embarrassing Katchuki!"

"Shhhhh he'll hear you!" Katsuki Junior shushed him, they were hiding under the sink

A few moments later it was opened

"Huh? What are you two doing here?" Enji asked

"G-Grandpa!" The two immediately latched unto him and climbed his shoulder

"Stand up quick!"

"Uh... okay?" Enji stood up

"Thanks grandpa!"

"What were you two hiding from?"

"Shoucchan wants to marry Izukun!"

"Shoucchan...?"

"F o u n d y o u" Shoucchan said pointing a gun that he somehow found at Katsuki Junior

Enji walked over and squeezed the tip of the gun shut like it was nothing

"Guns are bad, kids shouldn't handle them" Enji frowned as he took the useless gun away

"Processing : Enji ; Status : side character ; Mission : get permission to marry Izuku, hey old man I want your permission let me marry that guy" Shoucchan said pointing at Izukun

"Well have you got him a ring yet?"

"... ring?"

"You need a ring to marry someone"

"Ah.... really..? Okay I'll find one" and he went away trying to find a ring

"Oh mama gave me a ring!" Katsuki said, taking one of his pocket

"Here Izukun! I have a ring! Let's get married!"

"K-Katchuki?! N-No! G-Granpa put me down I-I don't wanna get married I-I'm-!!"

"No Izukun! I-If you go down you'll be married to Shoucchan!" Izukun whined

"Grandpa carry me on your arms instead!" And Enji did

"Thank you Grandpa you're the best!"

"Izukun is unfair! You gotta choose one of us!" Izukun hid his face in Enji's shirt

"N-No! U-Um I'll marry grandpa instead!

"Oh uh.. I don't have a ring" Enji said, disappointed in himself

"G-Get a ring then!"

"Oh uh I still have this" he carried Izukun in one arm and took off his engagement ring, it doesn't matter since they're divorced anyways

"Give me your hand Izukun-"

"I found a ring!" Shoucchan said raising one up proudly

"My ring is cooler!" Katsuki Junior whined as he jumps off

"Nuh uh my ring is cooler and better!"

Izukun giggles as they fought over whose ring is better while Enji placed the ring on his finger

"Wow I-It's pretty Grandpa! Where did you get it?"

"From my hand"

"You must have pretty hands!"

"I sure hope I do"

In the end Katsuki Junior and Shoucchan ended up making Izukun wear their rings anyways

"Why are you wearing so many rings?" Shoto asked yet he made Izukun wear one anyways, as practice since he's gonna do this to the real Izuku soon

"I.. uh Katchuki and Shoucchan wanted to marry me but I didn't wanna so I made grandpa give me a ring but they made me wear it anyways!" He puffed his cheeks or atleast tried to, he's a robot

"That's nice, I want to marry your mom too, has anyone told you you look like your mom?" Izukun nodded

"Papa says I look like mom but really really younger!"

"What a nice papa you have"

"Yup h-he's super cool I wanna marry him too!"

"I hope your mom doesn't wanna marry your dad"

"But how will that work?"

"Dunno, just hope it doesn't happen, I want to marry your mom"

"Is that why papa calls you moms boyfriend"

"I guess so"

"W-Well I think you'll be a nice dad too!" Shoto smiled

"I sure hope I do"