// IT WAS RAINING REAL LOUD HERE EARLIER AND I HAD AN IDEA

Shoto stared at Katsuki who was sitting on the floor near the fire place while still wearing a white sweater with a slight beige tint to it and also sipping on some hot chocolate

"Are you that cold? It isn't even snowing it's just raining real hard"

"No I'm just warming up since the green goblin gets especially chilly and cuddly when it's raining"

"Green goblin?" As if on cue he heard Izuku moan as he trudged unto the living room wearing his own sweater, Katsuki sighed as Izuku made his way to him and sat on his lap, the blond pulled the greenette into an embrace and Izuku curled up, nuzzling the blondes cheek while he does so

"Kaaaaachaaan it's cooold" he said groggily, trying to press closer to the blonde

"I know you fuckwit, just stay quiet okay?" Katsuki said sipping some of his hot chocolate

"I want some of that too kaaachan" Katsuki grumbled and tilted the mug gently to Izuku's face, he cradled his head as he made Izuku drink before pulling away and hugging the greenette close

"Oh my god I can't believe this I am feeling so attacked right now I didn't come here for this" Shoto said

"Shut up fuckface don't ruin the mood for us"

"Izuku I'm cold be my heater" Katsuki whistled and suddenly Katsuki Junior ran up to him

"What is it papa?"

"Your moms boyfriend is feeling cold-"

"He's not my boyfriend Kacchan...!" Izuku said groggily as he hid his face in the blondes neck, embarrassed

"Go warm him up" Shoto stared in disbelief at Katsuki

"Lift me up mr moms boyfriend-"

"Katchuuuuuuki where did you go?" Izukun said lazily trudging towards the blond robot, Katsuki Junior ran to him and help him steady up before Izukun falls over

"Is that normal?" Shoto asked

"I don't know, Izukun suddenly got really lazy when it started raining"

"Mhmmm my signals are h-having a hard time getting through... it's not my faaault" Izukun said leaning to Katsuki Junior for support

"Sorry papa I can't take care of moms boyfriend"

"It's fine he'll find some other way to warm himself up" Katsuki Junior nodded and focused on helping Izukun regain his WiFi signal through the harsh rain

"What am I supposed to do now?" Shoto asked

"Fire loves you right? Go burn yourself in the fire place"

"Don't be rude Kacchaaaan"

"Shut up and keep snuggling me"

"Hey isn't your dad a heat emitter too-"

"Kaaaatsuuukkiiiiiii" Hisashi said crawling towards him

"Oh god no, is this where you got this Izuku?" Izuku nodded almost immediately

"Katsukiiii I'm cold"

"You literally are always cold"

"Kaaaatsuki warm me up"

"No way I'm already warming up Izuku, go to that guys dad" Katsuki said and pointed at Shoto

"His dad? How will that help me?" Hisashi asked

"He's warmer than me, if I'm a mini heater he's like... like a mini mini sun"

"Sun?! I gotta.. I gotta meet him I'm gonna make a baby with him I wanna keep him"

"Oh god no never mind come here instead"

"N-No I'm gonna find his dad"

"Please don't find my dad"

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Midoriya's dad found his dad and he has never been so embarrassed in his entire life

"H-Hisashi?! What are you doing here?" Enji said, terrified

"Mhmmm I'm cold, warm me"

"Uh??? Okay?" Enji said and awkwardly hugged the man, he almost jumped back though when Hisashi let out a deep husky moan

"Shit that's the good stuff, fuck you're warm holy shit why haven't I tried this before" Shoto was pretty sure his dad was at the very least, slightly blushing, he seems confused, he doesn't blame his dad though if he was in that position Shoto is kinda sure he'd melt or something

"Don't swear infront of the children"

"Yeah sure whatever"

Shoto watched as Hisashi pulled Enji away to go knows where, he also watched as Izuku cuddle up to Katsuki and Izukun cuddle up to Katsuki Junior

God he has never felt so alone in his entire life, he sat next to Katsuki and leaned on his shoulder, the blond looked at him confused

"The fuck you think you're doing?"

"I'm lonely plus I was curious what the fuss was all about"

"Whatever fuckface just don't do anything weird"

"Like cuddling up to you?"

"Yes"

"Izuku is doing it"

"Izuku doesn't count because he doesn't make things weird"

"I can make things not weird too"

"You've already weirded me out with how you said that"

"You're so mean you know that" Shoto said lifting Katsuki's arm and placing it on his waist

"What the fuck, are you flirting with me?"

"Just hug me close damnit I can't stand being a third wheel anymore"

"Just so you know I'm not into threesomes"

"I don't give a shit just fucking hug me Katsuki"

"Fuck you" Katsuki said yet he did pull Shoto closer until they're touching, Izuku giggled

"Fuck you too Deku, go back to sleep" Izuku sleepily nodded and hugged him close

"Is there a chance that we can switch turns with hugging Izuku?"

"No"