Izuku stared at the person right infront of him suddenly feeling very under dressed, he was carrying a bouquet of roses and on the other hand a basket filled of chocolate

"Do I.. know you?" He asked, the man in a suit only stared

"Izuku Midoriya?"

"That's me"

"Here, it's from the boss"

"What?" Izuku almost toppled over as the things were shoved unto his arms

"We hope you enjoy the gift, farewell" Izuku signed as the man closed the door, weirdo, he placed the stuff on the kitchen counter and noticed a letter poking out of the bouquet

Tomorrow. Cafe, 9:00, I'll be waiting

Was all it said

Huh

Midodoki : hey???

Midodoki : ur minion sent me something

Shoucchan : ???

Shoucchan : are you sure I don't remember sending anything at all

Midodoki : what?? Really???

Midodoki : huh

Shoucchan : what did they send

Midodoki : - picture sent -

Midodoki : chocolate and flowers and this letter thingy telling to meet up

Shoucchan : why do people keep on trying to steal you away from me

Midodoki : what

Shoucchan : never mind, if you want I can send someone to go there instead of you

Midodoki : That'll be rude, they sent me flowers and everything

Midodoki : these chocolates look p expensive too, it'll be very rude

Shoucchan : I can buy you those instead

Midodoki : no it's okay I'll go

Shoucchan : I'm still sending someone to go with you

Midodoki : that's fine, thank you for worrying!!!

Shoucchan : your welcome

—— time skip ——

Izuku twiddled with his fingers, he really sure who he's waiting for, one of Shoto's man was hidden in a nearby alleyway ready to strike whenever it's needed, another one was blended into the cafe, munching on tea cakes, he looks too happy for it to be fake, Izuku guesses that he isn't the only one with a sweet tooth

Suddenly someone sat right next of him, but his face was hooded

"Uh.. are you the one meeting up with me?" Izuku asked, man didn't  give a response and instead gave him a piece of paper, huh

"Are you the one Shoto is interested with now?" The man said, his voice hoarse and low, weird

"I guess...?" The man raised his face high enough to see a creepy large grin but not enough to show his entire face

"That's.. SUPER COOL" Izuku squeaked as the man suddenly hugged him, on further inspection he can see blonde hair with a black streak in shape of a thunder

"Hi my name is Kaminari you can call me Kami-sama! ( //god in japanese)" he blonde grinned

"I'm not calling you  a god" Izuku deadpanned, the man pouted but gave him a happy grin

"Did you like the chocolates? I bet you thought of me as a secret admirer or something"

"Not really I thought you were planning to kidnap me..."

"Well guess what?"

"What"

"You're right!" The man grinned before Izuku felt a sudden electric shock course throughout his body, he fainted before registering the pain, Shoto's men tried to get to work but they were also tased quite easily

"That was easier than I thought, I guess I gave them quite a shock amiright or amiright?" He said to the fainted Izuku

"Right you're currently not in the world of living" Kaminari left a large tip covering the food before saying bye to the staff who looked at him suspiciously as he carried a fainted Izuku away

————

Shoto wondered why he was suddenly getting bombarded with messages from one of his friends, it's from Kaminari, that one dude that keeps on insisting that they're best friends, they're friends but he isn't sure if they are best friends

PokemonGo : lOoK aT wHaT i HaVe

Icyhot: what

PokemonGo: - picture sent -

PokemonGo : look I put a ribbon on him

PokemonGo : early Christmas present to u man

IcyHot : what the fuck????

PokemonGo : ikr he's at my place rn now u have no reason not to visit me

PokemonGo : we can talk abt juicy gossips and hot bois

IcyHot : I'm going over there but not because of the reason stated, then I'll immediately leave

PokemonGo : Aww it's okay u can fucc on my bed, we can still talk abt juicy gossips and hot bois while u do him

IcyHot : what the shit

PokemonGo : get him while he's hot and sleeping uwu

IcyHot : don't fuckin touch him I'm going

PokemonGo : okaaaay as u wish uwu