It was sudden, Shoto thought as he watched his soon to be husband suddenly cry and break down in the middle of their date

Shoto isn't used at comforting people, he isn't also used at being comforted, heck the last time he cried- well pretty recent actually, Katsuki hurt his feelings again by mocking him with boiling hot water when Shoto clearly said he doesn't like boiling hot water, were all the days and weeks they spent with each other all for nothing? Did the blond not know how much he's breaking Shoto from the inside? Does he know how much it hurts-

Oh won't you look at that, Shoto is crying with his soon to be husband now, stupid Kacchan, stupid him and his stupid words, well he really isn't crying, he still has a poker face but tears are spilling out of his eyes like nothing, he doesn't know how to stop it

"Why are you crying?" He asks

"D-Do you think I'm pretty?" He nods, of course Izuku is pretty, he's the definition of pretty, and cute, and a hundred of other stuff, anyone who disagrees can go fuck themselves

"Are you okay?" He asks

"I-I just realized that K-Kacchan has n-never kissed me before..." that's bullshit if Shoto knows one

"How do you say that?"

"I-I'm always the one i-initiating even if h-he's the one asking for one, h-he never k-kisses me! I'm the one a-always kissing him!" Oh

Stupid fucking Katsuki, he has a literal fae letting him kiss him and he has never took advantage of it, goddamnit Katsuki, the root of all love related problems, him and his stupid hot muscular arms, Shoto's gonna fight him

"Let's go home for now, then ask Katsuki questions, do you want Ice cream before we leave?" He asks, he's heard that ice cream is good comfort food, Izuku nods, Shoto buys him a chocolate covered vanilla creamsicle

Izuku happily gobbled it up on the way home and fell asleep on Shoto

ł   Katsuki : 99   ł    Shoto : like 7   ł

It's progress atleast

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"Do it Katsuki, do it, do it you soft bitch, do it, do it" he said encouragingly

"Shut the fuck up im concentrating here!"

"All you're gonna do is kiss him, how can it be hard? He's asleep"

"Unlike you I'm not a pervert who jumps at every chance to kiss him"

"Just do it"

"Heh not even gonna try to deny it huh?"

"Do it" Katsuki sighed

Shoto was helping Katsuki practice- well forcing him to practice, but as much as Katsuki like to force unto Shoto that he's the alpha love interest and the closest thing to Deku, he couldn't even kiss him right, Shoto watched as Katsuki pulled off the last second and curl up, his face absolutely red from shame, scratch that Katsuki couldn't even kiss him, Jesus fuck no wonder Izuku was sad, this is just miserable

"Do you want me to do a demonstration first"

Suddenly Katsuki sat up from his curling and immediately kissed the greenette then pulled away, curled up into a ball and shouted fuck you

"There that wasn't so hard now was it? Now do it to him later when he's awake"

"Dude what the fuck?! Why am I even doing this"

"Because you're making him sad"

"Fuck him and his sadness"

"Please don't actually fuck him"

"I won't do that you stupid half and half bastard!"

"Oh right how can you do that when you can't even kiss him-"

"GRAAAAAAAHA I'LL KILL YOU-"

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"Shoucchan? Why do you have a bite mark on your neck? That looks painful!"

"Ah, a grumpy cat tried to bite my neck off when you were asleep"

"!!!! Are you okay Shoucchan? What if it has rabies?!"

"Oh it has rabies I tell you, he was crazy, he was roaming at the mouth and everything it was scary, he kept on insulting my scar too"

"A cat can do that?"

"If it's crazy and angry enough, oh and Izuku?"

"Mhmm?"

"Katsuki wants to talk to you, hold on I'll get him" Izuku nodded and Shoto left to get Katsuki

"Okay he's ready, go get him tiger"

"You are absolutely fine with me kissing him?"

"No, I just don't want to make him sad, go get him before I change my mind and do the kissing instead" Katsuki groaned and stood up, he sputtered when Shoto held his hand and dragged him to Izuku

"Izuku, he wants to talk to you"

"Really Kacchan? What do you want to talk about?" Izuku said looking like the most innocent piece of shit ever, Katsuki feels shameful, goddamnit

"I-I'm.. I'm trying out a new trick, close your eyes"

"Oh how romantic"

"No one asked you you scarred bastard"

"Stop making fun of my scar it hurts my feelings" Katsuki growled, Izuku closed his eyes and Katsuki placed both his hands on the smaller males cheek

"Do it you soft bitch"

"Shut up"

"Payback for hurting my feelings"

"..."

Shoto watched as Katsuki slowly lean into Izuku, he's shocked, not because you know he just voluntarily let someone kiss Izuku, he's shocked by how much Katsuki looks like a fucking teenage virgin about to kiss his fucking crush it was hilariously depressing, the moment their lips touched Izuku's eyes shot open and he also looked shock, then Katsuki pulls away and he starts crying

"Why the fuck are you crying I thought this would make you happy- what the fuck are you laughing at?!" It wasn't really laughing, Shoto was just repeatedly saying hahaha very quickly because he doesn't know how to laugh without looking like such a prick

"K-Kacchan kissed me!" Izuku said bawling and hugging Katsuki tightly

"Yeah sure w-whatever! I-I don't care!" Katsuki said even though it's pretty fucking clear that he does care made obvious by the fact that his face is as red as his eyes

"Aww that's nice, hey Katsuki kiss me too"

"What the fuck?!"

"Why are you running away Katsuki, kiss me, you kissed Izuku I deserve a kiss too"

"No get away from me!"

"I WANT MY KISS FOR HURTING MY FEELINGS KATSUKI"

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPY BASTARD"