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Shoto was kinda nervous, he was already down to his last minty gum when the door opened revealing the cute little green haired male who squealed in delight as soon as he saw the medium sized bulbasaur plush, Shoto almost blushed, almost, when Izuku reached out to hug him, pressing his body upon Shoto's one and boi was it tedious for the bicolored male to handle

Izuku pulled away and stole the bulbasaur before screaming to Denki the arrival of his best friend as he led Shoto inside, closing the door

"So uh... nice... freckles" Shoto said suddenly losing all social ability

"Thanks!" Shoto swear he almost had a heart attack upon seeing the smaller males cute smile Jesus Christ it was definitely cuter in real life he does not know how to handle this, Denki butted in and nudged them both together doing that stupid eyebrow thing and pointing at his bedroom

"Feel free to do it, anything for my best friend" he said Shoto wanted to hit him at the back of his head, what made him flustered was that Izuku didn't seem much against the idea, of course he denied wanting to do it but he didn't outright said that he didn't want to, more like making excuses

Good thing Shoto believes in not sleeping with each other before marriage, he will not be swayed

Suddenly Izuku suddenly started acting kinda childish and let his bulbasaur tug Shotos arm, when Shoto looked at his face it was still a bit red and cute, Shoto is kinda swayed

Izuku and Denki watched in concern as Shoto started muttering inellegible words, Denki said he heard the word premarital But was quickly shut up by a hit to the neck

It was not helping that Izuku looking nervous was just Izuku looking cute, Shotos stupid mind registered it as seducing even though everything about it was probably innocent, damnit

"So uuuuh you guys want pizza?"

"No pineapple" I added in

"Sureee, just tell me first before you two start flirting I don't wanna walk into something awkward" The blonde said before retreating to the kitchen to make the order, Izuku looked at Shoto as of waiting for him to start the conversation

"Nice.. hands"

"You're much more cocky on chat, are you okay?" Izuku said oblivious to Shotos raging boner I mean raging heart, raging heart indeed,

"I'm fine, you're much more energetic on chat as well, are you okay?" Shoto said dodging the question entirely, Izuku pouted and looked away

"I-It's cause you're intimidating, your answers are so short!" Izuku finds short answers intimidating, note taken

"I'm sorry-"

"N-No it's okay! Um it's kinda cool actually like a cold character from a movie!" Izuku glowed and Shoto started to wonder if investing on some sunglasses would do him good in the future, he's pretty sure he might melt if Izuku gives him too many smiles, he has to conduct a test later

"You think I'm cool" slowly Izuku's red on the face grew redder, he nodded though

"Yup, you remind me of Zuko"

"I've been told that many times"

"..."

"..."

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"Yo got the order done what y'all doin-"

"Help"

"What"

"I said help"

Denki didn't know what to help with, as far as he can tell the only thing happening is Izuku sleeping on Shotos arm and that's not really something bad to help out with

"Why do you need help?"

"I don't like somnophilia"

"..."

"Wait where are you going come back I can't do this alone- I thought we're friends come back-"

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Stupid Denki leaving him alone to deal with Izuku, he didn't asked for Izuku to be kidnapped, he was already planning to do that he set up a dinner and everything now everything is ruined, Izuku cuddled closer and nudged his head unto Shotos chest, okay maybe not everything is ruined but still, his plan was sooooo much better than this, and now that stupid pizza is probably stuck in traffic as well

"Shooouuuchan" Izuku mumbled sleepily, he lazily raised his head and Shoto helped him steady himself, afterwards Izuku had to steady Shoto up too

"You know I didn't imagine our first meeting like this"

"What did you imagine?"

"You acting like a creep, but a cool creep, everything just seems really awkward right now..."

"That tends to happen when you talk to someone for long without meeting them face to face, really changes things"

"Still, it could've been better, right?" Yes it could've been better but Kalamari decided to kidnap you without my permission, Shoto reached out and pet Izuku on the head like he's some sort of puppy, Izuku is apparently some sort of puppy as he starts to lean into the hand beckoning Shoto to keep on petting him

"I think the roles should be reversed" Denki butted in, placing two large boxes of pizza on the table, sitting next to Izuku, Izuku looked at him confused

"What do you mean?"

"Shoto is the dirty dog, not you"

"Shoto seems pretty clean to me"

"Not what I meant but whatever keeps you innocent, my sweet seaweed child" Denki cooed and hugged the smaller male, Shoto made a noise that sounds awfully like a pig being forcefed cement

"First you steal my plan of kidnapping and now you steal the one I'm supposed to kidnap, what the heck"

"I'm not stealing, just appreciating from a distance"

"You are burying yourself unto his body what the heck are you talking about"

"Stuff that you're too stupid to know"

"That's rich coming from you"

"I'm rich, you are too"

"That was not the point"

"I know"

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Sorry for this short chapter, even after I took so long to update the chapter is still short OTL I'll make it up soon do u guys want smut or something I can't write that but I can tease it a lot hAeh