PokemonGo : dear Shoto

PokemonGo : please pick me up as soon as possible

PokemonGo : your friend is crazy he ordered extra pineapple on his pizza

PokemonGo : disgusting

IcyHot : I understand your pain unfortunately

IcyHot : worry not, as soon as this traffic moves along I'll run over people for you

PokemonGo : Wait no

IcyHot : bye I'll be there soon love u

PokemonGo : you aren't actually gonna run over people right Shoto???

PokemonGo : Shoto???

PokemonGo : please I don't need to get accused of more murders

IcyHot : you've been accused of murders???

PokemonGo : nvm good luck on traffic bye

"Yoooo I got monopoly let's eat over pizza" Izuku groaned

"I'm fine with monopoly but you can have the pizza please"

"Hey if you don't want the pineapples you can give them to me"

"The flavor stays"

"That's what Shoto always says but he still eats it"

"Just one slice"

"One slice"

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PokemonGo : ur boyfriend ate all my pizzas and only left me the pineapples

PokemonGo : he's so mean

IcyHot : You shouldn't have ordered Hawaiian then

PokemonGo : He said he didn't like Hawaiian so I thought he only eating one slice

PokemonGo : He said he was only eating one slice

PokemonGo: But when I went to the bathroom and came back there was no pizza

PokemonGo : only pineapples

IcyHot : haha

IcyHot : suffer

PokemonGo : Have some sympathy plx b0$$

IcyHot : hAvE sOmE sYmPaThY pLx Bo$s

PokemonGo : I can't believe u

- nickname changed -

PokemonHo : I'm cryign

PokemonHo : Shoto pls

IcyHot : lmao

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IcyHot : I'm almost there, what are you doing

PokemonHo : fdkjhvddkjhfedjkfdhekjfdjfldejf

PokemonHo : Hi Shoto

IcyHot : I'm guessing that you had to fight Kaminari for the phone?

PokemonHo : he's very strong despite looking so lanky

IcyHot : maybe you're just very weak Izuku

PokemonHo : 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

IcyHot : I'm sorry

PokemonHo : ur sorry means nothing to me now

PokemonHo : I can't believe you 💔💔💔💔💔

IcyHot : I'm so sorry

IcyHot : I'll take longer to get there I'll get you something nice to make up

PokemonHo : Wait no

IcyHot : Bye

PokemonHo : 💔

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IcyHot : - picture sent -

IcyHot : I brought your friend

PokemonHo : ??????

PokemonHo : did you kidnap Kacchan?????

IcyHot : I used gentle persuasion

PokemonHo : gentle persuasion???

PokemonHo: everything on him is tied up except his mouth

IcyHot : I tried okay he refused to come and screamed at my face

IcyHot : he ate the scotch tape that was on his mouth

IcyHot : I don't know how he did it but he did it

PokemonHo : why did you kidnap Kacchan as a gift

IcyHot : you seem to like him a lot

PokemonHo : .....

IcyHot : he really wants to talk to you

IcyHot : answer the call please my ears are gonna bleed

[ incoming call > accept -decline  ]

"DEKU WHERE THE SHIT ARE YOU, ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY?!"

"Kacchan you're so loud!"

"WELL ARE YOU-"

"I'm alright Kacchan! I got tased but-"

"IS THIS THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT GOT YOU TASED?!"

"No Kacchan he's here with me right now- Kaminari say something!"

"Yo"

"IZUKU GET THE SHIT OUT OF- MPHMM-"

"Sorry he was getting too loud, people may suspect us of kidnapping"

"But aren't you technically kidnapping him?"

"No I persuaded him very gently"

"..okay? Will you be here soon?"

"Very soon- oh that's another one isn't god I hope her funeral won't be expensive"

"Shoto what?!"

"I told you to call me Shoucchan- and I'm trying my best to get there as soon as possible-"

"Don't run people over just because you want to get here fast!"

"Sorry already done it- no I don't think we should stop to check just keep on driving - eitherway I'll get there soon bye"

"...bye"