Update rate will be slow bec school is acting like a whiny turtle :c
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Midodoki : - picture sent -

Midodoki : wait wrong picture sorry

Midodoki : - picture sent -

Midodoki : isnt it adorable??

Shoucchan : That is a picture of Katsuki sleeping

Shoucchan : however, I do admit that while he's calm he looks more attractive

Shoucchan : he should stay calm more

Midodoki : i know right???

Midodoki : he's so much more cuter when he's sleeping

Shoucchan : I can make him sleep forever if you want

Midodoki : :cccc

Midodoki : don't do that who'll insult me for trying to be nice to people then?

Shoucchan : I could easily be a substitute

Midodoki : But you don't have the same spirit as him

Shoucchan : How

Midodoki : you're too calm

Midodoki : Kacchans temper explodes

Midodoki : infact his temperature is always at 40 Celsius for some reason, he's like a mini heater! He's so cool

Shoucchan : I don't think he's classified as someone cool if his temperature is like that

Midodoki : •'-'•

Shoucchan : I was kidding

Midodoki : That was a bad joke

Shoucchan : Really, I thought it was pretty great

Midodoki : That joke was worse than your birth certificate

Shoucchan : excuse me

Midodoki : excuse you

Shoucchan : I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Midodoki : your fault for making stupid jokes •'^'•

Shoucchan : I'm sorry, are you happy now

Midodoki : ♥️

Shoucchan : I just noticed but you seem to use that shaded heart when you're happy or satisfied

Shoucchan : why not use the shiny heart instead?

Midodoki : it's too bright

Shoucchan : brighter than your smile?

Midodoki : (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

Midodoki : awwww thank you

Midodoki : ♥️

Shoucchan : I have a request

Midodoki : Really did you just compliment me to have a favor

Shoucchan : no, I really meant that

Shoucchan : I just noticed that I never had a clear close up view of your face before- aside from the pictures you have sent but those aren't that good

Midodoki : huh

Shoucchan : can you let your face go near Izu

Midodoki : that's kinda creepy

Midodoki : But just this once since I'm happy

Katsuki stared at Izuku like he's a madman when he saw the green haired male suddenly having a staring contest so close to the face with the robots chest before making weird but oddly cute faces at it

Midodoki : there is that enough?

Shoucchan : I enjoyed it

Shoucchan : do it again

Midodoki : no, Kacchan was looking at me weird the entire time

Shoucchan : I knew I should've gotten rid of him earlier

Midodoki : hey!!! Don't touch him!!

Shoucchan : you're not really giving me a reason not to

Shoucchan : in fact you're giving me a lot of reasons to

Midodoki : I'll block your number

Shoucchan : you make a good argument

Shoucchan : alright then I guess I won't do it for now

Midodoki : >:c

Shoucchan : either that or nothing

Midodoki : fiiineeeeeeeeee

Midodoki : seriously, touch him and I'll kill you

Shoucchan : oh really?

Midodoki : go on and try, you're not the only one with information here you know

Shoucchan : oh

Shoucchan : you're quite protective of him, why?

Midodoki : I don't know either he kept me happy for the longest time though he doesn't want to admit it

Midodoki : he's the best person ever and he doesn't deserve any dirty hands laid on him

Shoucchan : oh

Shoucchan : I see, I'll keep an extra eye on him for you

Midodoki : you will?

Midodoki : thank you!

Midodoki : But now that you've said that I'm accounting all injuries he'll take from you

Shoucchan : this isn't part of the deal

Midodoki : it is now

Shoucchan : 💔

Midodoki : your heart is too shiny that won't work on me

Shoucchan : seriously

Midodoki : ♥️

Shoucchan : goddamnit fine you win this time

Shoucchan : you and your stupid cute hearts

Midodoki : aww you think they're cute?

Shoucchan : something about them makes me feel like giving in

Midodoki : you can have it after I die

Shoucchan : I'll take note of that

Midodoki : actually no you don't have to

Midodoki : you can't take something that's already yours

Shoucchan : I'm

Midodoki : ♥️♥️♥️

Shoucchan : ofksnfdelksfdjfdskn

Shoucchan : I have something to do I'll talktoyoulaterbye

Midodoki : byeeeeeeee

"Kacchan do you think he likes me?"

"It's kinda fucking impossible not to like you"

"Aww really? ♥️"

"What the fuck did you just throw a fucking paper heart at me Deku?"

"It's my sign of love to you Kacchan!"

Katsuki stared at the paper before furiously ripping it into shreds and eating it, Izuku watched in FEAR

"K-Kacchan.. m-my heart!"

"It's a fuckin piece of paper"

"B-But-"

Katsuki grunted, grab some red paper from Izuku's desk and started folding rapidly before throwing whatever he made at Izuku

"K-Kacchan" Izuku said in shock

"I'm leaving, I'm gonna come back tomorrow after school, bye shitnerd"

Izuku stared at Katsuki's leaving figure before focusing more on the heart

He's so gonna keep this and use it in future arguments it's gonna be fun