// wheeze I know I implied I'm gonna write smut but it ended up with fluff instead, to make up for it here's more fluff lmao dONT WORRY ILL WRITE SMUT ONE DAY IZUKU WILL GET HIS VITAMIN D

"Kacchan!" Izuku called out even though they're sitting right next to each other

"You've been saying that a lot recently" Katsuki sighed, leaning his head to the shorter males shoulder

"I just like saying it! It sounds cute doesn't it, Kacchan?"

"Whatever, you've always had weird taste, hey call me Katsuki" Izuku's eyes widened

"K-Katsu... Katchuki!"

"Katsuki, you nerd, not Katchuki, that's for Katsuki Junior" Izuku pouted

"I-I can't say Kacchans name! I'm too used to Kacchan"

"Just try" Izuku shook his head, Katsuki sighed and sat up straight, he pulled Izuku's hair back and kissed his forehead

"You're such a dork, seriously? You won't say say it because you're too used to it?" Izuku stubbornly nodded, Katsuki grinned and ruffled his hair

"You're like a little kid"

"If I turn back into a little kid can Kacchan be my daddy instead of my dad right now?" Katsuki sputtered

"Don't refer to men like that, all men are beasts Izuku"

"What's wrong with daddy?"

"Just don't call anyone that aside from your dad" Izuku pouted and hugged Katsuki before saying in a loud clear voice

"From now on, Kacchan is my dad!"

A certain candy cane themed person watched

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Shoto mumbled as he searched up on his phone how to appease dads of someone you're in a relationship with

"These are all too boring and plain for Katsuki, he'd just punch me or something" he muttered under his breath

"Ah! What's too boring and plain for daddy?" Shoto looked at the little blonde robot

"I'm trying to find stuff that your dad might like but all I'm seeing is boring stuff"

"I know stuff that dad likes! Mama told me all about it when he was coding me"

"Ah... I see, mind sharing?" Katsuki nodded

"Well first of all.... Daddy really likes white Carnations!"

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"What the fuck" Katsuki stared down at the bouquet of white flowers handed to him

"They're for you, I heard you like them" Katsuki stared before laughing

"What the fuck are you talking about?! I fuckin hate their smell I can't fucking stand it why the fuck would I want these?!"

Eh? Was the data off? Oh well

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"He also really likes Katsudon!"

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"What the fuck is this?"

"Katsudon, I heard you eat them a lot"

"I fucking hate Katsudon what the shit are you talking about? Next time if you're gonna give me food as a gift make sure it's nothing I eat too much" he snorted

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"And he really likes... beige!"

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Katsuki throws the sweater back at him, it hits his face

"My fucking hair is fucking beige I don't want any more reminders fucker!"

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Shoto sits next to Katsuki Junior in silence

"He didn't like any of those things that you've mentioned"

"Eh really? Mom always gets those for him and he always looked happy"

Oh

Shoto abruptly stood up

"Thank you for this knowledge, here have some candy" Shoto said handing Katsuki Junior a candy cane before leaving

"Izuku I have a question"

"Mhmm?"

"Do you... like giving Katsuki Carnations?" Izuku's eyes widened and he nodded

"I gave Kacchan a bouquet one time and he says he appreciates it so I give him bouquets sometimes! He always looks so happy and fond when looking at them!" thats weird, Katsuki says he despises the smell of it

"Are you sure?" Izuku nods

"He even keeps them after they're withered!" He says eyes sparkling

"Does he like Katsudon too?" Izuku nods

"We go out every Friday to get some, he orders a lot and he eats my left overs too! I think it's pretty safe to say that he likes them! I mean he never says anything about it he just eats!" Shoto is slowly seeing a pattern here

"Does he like beige stuff?" Izuku nods again

"I told him he really looks good on it and he starts to wear beige colored stuff! Whenever we shop for clothes I buy him beige sweaters since they really look good on him!"

"I... see"

"Why were you asking Shoucchan?"

"Nothing, I'll test something out bye"

"Eh?"

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"Hey Izukun, your papa made you right?" The green haired robot nodded

"Does he ever talk about what your mom likes?" Izukun ponders for a few moments before nodding

"Mama likes Gardenias"

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"For you" Shoto said handing the bouquet of Gardenias to the greenette, Izuku smiles

"Ah Kacchan likes to get me these! I don't know what they mean though... I wish he'd get me something with more color! W-Well I guess I should get him something will more color too I give him too many white flowers..."

"Do you not like it?" Izuku flushed

"It's not that I don't like it! It's just uh... I-I like some other flowers more you know..."

"I see, thanks"

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"Are you sure about that?" Izukun nods

"Papa always gets him atleast one every week and every time his response is highly positive, there's no doubt about it"

"I see, anything else that he likes?"

"He likes Spicy food too"
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Shoto dumps a bunch of spicy snacks on Izuku

"E-Eh? I-I don't like spicy stuff that much Shoucchan..."

"Hmm?"

"Uh I just eat them with Kacchan I don't.. I don't really like it, don't tell him that okay?"

"Don't worry I won't" Shoto said before placing a quick kiss to his forehead

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"He also really likes red"

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"Uh... thank you?" Izuku said looking down at the sweater

"Hmm?"

"Kacchan gets me these because he thinks they look nice on me, I don't mind but I honestly prefer green more... I feel too Christmassy since I'm already green"

"I see, thank you"

"Eh?"

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And so Shoto came to a conclusion

The conclusion is that : Izuku and Katsuki are both dorks

And he's gonna fuck both of them

The question is how

"Hmmm? What'cha thinking about buddy?" Hisashi said sitting next to him

"Your son and his bodyguard are both dorks"

"I know, aren't they adorable?"

"...I guess so.... hey you're his dad right? Can I... you know" Hisashi stared at him

"Why are you asking me that, he's 19 already, an adult, go ask him yourself"

"Katsuki wont let me touch him, he thinks I'm tainting him, I mean it's true but still"

"Katsukis more protective than me when it comes to these stuff, I just don't want you to hurt him, go ask him instead"

"He'd just punch me and hurt my feelings again"

"Better turn yourself into a masochist then"

"I'm working on it" he sighed

"If he wasn't so hot I'd punch him too"

"Eh? You like him too?"

"He has nice arms"

"What about Izuku?"

"Nice thighs"

"That's oddly specific"

"They're soft like" Shoto expressed how he felt by making squeezing motions with his hands "I noticed when he let me sleep on them- why are you so keen on listening this is about your sons thighs?l

"It's just funny to me how my sweet little son attracted a huge pervert like you, also because he doesn't talk with me too much"

"What about Katsuki?"

"Katsuki is... a closet pervert, he won't act out on it, I think"

"Really?"

"Every man has their limits Shoto-chan, Katsuki may be good at restraining himself but I'm not sure if he can keep it up, I mean my son is super cute, don't worry I'll step in if Izuku doesn't want it but Katsuki tries, same with you"

"I... see"

"Either way, I'll go now, I have some... important business to take care of"

Shoto waved at him as he left, he sighs

Well atleast he has some information to go off to, so how is he going to bring out Katsukis perverted side hmmm?

//// also White carnations means pure innocent love while Gardenias means purity, innocence and secret love ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️