// this might seem like its not smut bUT IT IS 18+ ( atleast the next chapter is ) warning guys, also for people who don't like KatsuDeku ignore this chapter like srs ignore it uwu, Izuku's abt to get double vitamin D's also honestly I'd do this all in one chapter but I want to keep updating regularly since I update this story about every 1-3 days

ANOTHER WARNING BEC U GUYS MIGHT NOT GET IT : THERES KATSUDEKU IN THR CHAPTER RFKEKNFRKEJFRELRFEJKOE LEAVE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT ÙWÚ

Shoto was standing at the pearly gates of heaven looking at God itself that strangely looked like Katsuki

"Can I come in" he asked

"No you filthy sinner pervert, rot in hell with your lust"

And then he jolted awake

"I just had the weirdest dream ever" Shoto said, snuggling up to the greenette beside him who only gave out a small whine before cuddling up to him too

"I had a dream where Katsuki was god and he kink shamed me and didn't let me in heaven"

"Mhmm, what's a kink Shoucchan?"

"Please never mention that word to Katsuki I might die"

"I'm fucking awake here you stupid piece of shit" Katsuki shifted, he was at the other side of the bed, he rolled close and pulled Izuku away from him

"Oh shit, sorry?"

"Piss off and rot in hell you dirty sinner" Katsuki said, now claiming Izuku as his personal teddy bear and snuggling close to him, hugging him by the stomach and burying his face in his hair

"K-Kacchan..." Izuku mewled from his sleep

"Shh... just sleep, Deku" Izuku immediately calmed down, he turned away from Shoto in favor of the warmer male beside him, Katsuki stuck out his tongue at Shoto childishly

"Isn't Deku supposed to be an insult?"

"He likes it"

"I'll take note of that for future references"

"You dirty sinner"

"You already kinkshamed me in my dream, don't kinkshame me in real life too, you're hurting my feelings"

"See if I care, fuckass" Shoto looked at him as one single tear fell down his cheek, Katsuki hissed

"I'll fucking cook you breakfast tomorrow fuckface, you're gonna wake up Izuku if you whined and cried like a bitch right now"

"Aww you love me"

"Fuck off"

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"Can I go in this one?" Shoto asked to the devil which strangely looks like Izuku's father

"Idk man ask Katsuki if you can see my son or not or he might throw a tantrum again"

"If he says yes can I come in? Also really? Izuku is in there?"

"Sure whatever, good luck, also yes he's waiting for you" Shoto felt pumped

"I'll definitely get his father's approval"

"But I'm Izuku's dad-"

"I'll definitely get it"

When Shoto woke up the second time that night he just cuddles up to the person closest to him

"What the fuck"

"Shut up and let me sleep Katsuki, you're warm"

Katsuki grumbled before facing him and pulling him in his chest

"Katsuki?"

"Shut up"

"You're like a dad"

"Fuck you"

"I bet you have a daddy kink" Katsuki was strangely silent

"Oh?"

"Go the fuck to sleep"

"Is that's why you tense up when Izuku calls you dad? You dirty sinner you"

"SLEEP"

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"Kacchan don't you think I'm getting a bit fat?" Izuku said consciously looking down at his belly and thighs, he was just wearing a black sweater, cute pastel pink shorts and thigh high black socks

"No you're not, the fuck are you talking about?" Izuku flushed and looked down

"W-Well... c-compared to Kacchan...."

Compared to me you're a saint, an absolute angel let me protect you

He shyly lifted up his sweater revealing a cute lean and slightly toned belly

"You look perfectly fine you brat"

"E-Eh really? E-Even though I'm n-not as fit as Kacchan?"

"Yeah sure, its weird to see you as some muscular body builder anyways"

"Ah! W-Well even if I try I don't think I can make muscles look as good as Kacchan does!"

Excuse me what, is this flirting? Wait no this is Izuku, Izuku can't flirt even if he tries but somehow people still get charmed goddamnit

"You're so fucking weird"

"Eh?"

"You don't need to change anything, you look cute"

"E-Eh? Really? Kacchan thinks I'm cute?" Izuku asked, embarrassed and looking 10x cuter than he usually is, Katsuki had to squint from its brightness

"Y-Yeah... sure, you're cute, whatever" The blond grunted and looked away, with a glance he slithered an arm around Izuku's waist and pulled him close, the greenette beamed and leaned unto him happily, he couldn't help but let out a smug grin after noticing Shoto peeking from the door, probably about to enter or something

Hahahahahahahahahha suck on that, you dirty sinner

Katsuki brought out his cellphone, trying to act distracted as he slithered his hand down a little lower-

"K-Kacchan?!" Izuku yelped looking at where Katsukis hand was positioned

"Hm?"

"W-Where are y-you touching?"

"I don't know what you're talking about"

"K-Kacchan!" Izuku whined

"What's wrong Deku? I thought you wanted me to touch you last time..." Katsuki whispered huskily in his ears, moving to pin down the greenette who only stared at him, shocked with a pretty blush on his face

"What's wrong? Embarrassed? Why? Because we're in you Shoucchans bed?"

"K-Kacchan...!" Katsuki growled and roughly bit him leaving a purplish mark on his neck

"A-Ah-!"the greenette cried out and clutched unto Katsuki's shirt tightly, his eyes tearing up

"I'm asking you a question, answer" he growled again, Izuku nodded

"W-We're in... S-Shoucchan's b-bed so I-I'm..."

"Hah? Want to do it in the floor instead?"

"N-No! W-Wait d-do what...?"

Katsuki smirked before swiftly taking Izuku's lips in his, he bit his lower lip and with a gasp he forced his tongue in, Izuku tried to pull away trying to catch his breath but the blonde didn't give him that opportunity, he slid his hand at the back of Izuku's head and pulled him closer, shoved his tongue deeper almost choking the smaller male

"Nngggh...." Izuku whimpered holding Katsuki close, he was starting to drool and tremble, having to clutch unto Katsuki's shirt just to keep himself stable, his face was flushed and he was pretty sure he's crying by how roughly and deeply Katsuki was kissing him- just how he likes it, his mind unhelpfully supplies

Whilst Shoto's kisses are gentle, obviously trying not to hurt him, Katsuki's was rough and did it in his way and it's up to Izuku to catch up or bear with it

"Katsuki, I think you're forgetting that Izuku's my boyfriend now, you don't have the right to do that anymore"

Katsuki rolled his eyes and pulled away, sitting up and glancing at him, Izuku gasped and tried to take up as much air as he could now that he can

"Your point?"

"Don't touch him like he's yours, weren't you supposed to protect him from this kinda stuff? Aren't you being a hypocrite?"

"It's just kissing, haven't you done this with him yet?"

"Well yeah-"

"Then I don't see why it's a problem"

"He's my boyfriend now"

"That hasn't made you stop me before"

"Because you weren't shoving your tongue down his throat, you aren't even supposed to be doing that, what changed?" Katsuki shrugged

"I just wanted to kiss him, that's all"

"That's not all you were planning to do was it? You said it yourself, 'do you want to do it on the floor instead?' "

"Oh you were watching? Why didn't you stop us huh? You got horny seeing your 'boyfriend' deepthroat a fucking tongue jackass?"

"..." Shoto coughed and looked away, clearly red in the face, Bakugou glanced down and snickered

"You really are a healthy young man"

"W-Wha... Kacchan?"

"Shhh, catch your breath Deku, you're gonna be needing it a lot once we're done with you"

"E-Eh..?"

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// I'm not sorry ending it here uwu