Saturday 8:41 AM

Morning

I'm bored

It's so early

Why r u up?

Because I don't wanna lay in be all day

Bed*

Why the fuck not?

Riley let me explain something to you:

I've spent many days lying in bed not allowed to move. If I have the choice? I'm gonna move. Aka I like to get up a lot of the time and not waste the day

Ew

If you hate being up this early why r u awake?

My cousin and her kid are visiting

So my mom took her for out for breakfast and a girls day

My dad is out doing something so I'm left home with the kid

Babysitting funnn

One word for it

How old is the kid?

Eight

And it's only been an hour but he's driving me insane

He's eight and it's a Saturday turn on cartoons

I did

But apparently everything that isn't kid friendly is much more entertainin

It was hard to get the remote away from him when I tried to turn it off I'mnot gonna be responsible for teaching him swears or some shit

He scrwtached me

So uh what is he doing if ur texting me?

Jumping on my bed

With his shoes on

Purely to piss me off

But I'm picking and choosing my battles. I was gonna do laundry today anyway

Fair enough but you should prob find something for him to do before he gets bored

Like what?

A kids movie?

That you pick

I have no clue where any of my old dvds r and I'm not letting him into netflix

Putlocker?

Free reign to he internet

And his mom specifically told me he can't go online

And I'm out of ideas

Well thanks anyway

Oh and now my bed is not jumpy enough so now he's off to terrorize another part of my house

Make cookies? Idk

Well I don't think I hav everything for that and oh yeah it's early!

I was attempting to help. If u don't want it I'm gons

Fone*

Gkne*

Gone. Duck me

-_-

XD

OOH I KNOW

What? And say it fast he's in my parents room going through stuff

Build a fort!

Who doesn't like forts!

Holy shit he's on board!

Ttyl I have a fort to make!

Lol bye