~??? Was added to the chat..??? Changed the chat name to THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET~

Spider: OoooOo what's your name fellow vine Person?

???: Call Me The VineQueen#1

Steeb: LANGUAGE CHANGE THAT CHAT NAME

VineQueen#1: FuCk Yo LaNgUaGe!!

Iron: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Spider: ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Iron: Wtf Is That.

Vinequeen#1: Wheres the fertilizer?

Iron:no...

Lighting god: Lol

Shifter: Lots of lettuce

Lighting god: NOT YOU TOO BROTHER!!!

Strange dr: Its a disease.

Iron: I bet they can't get this one...COuGh...Lmao

Spider: left my axe outside.

Buckyboi:Omg...

Vinequeen#1:organic mushroom gardening.

Steeb: WYD?

Shifter: Weed your Dandelions

Iron: I'm leaving...

Spider: NOOOO COME BACK

Spider: DAD PLEASE

Steeb: I think you killed my bf...He fainted when he saw your text...

Silver: HE IS MY KID NOT YOURS IRON

Iron: IM ALIVE AND HE IS MINE I WILL FIGHT YOU!

Tarantula: H.E I.S M.I.N.E

Silver:CINNAMON ROLL WHO IS THE BEST DAD

spider: Tarantula!

Silver:....She is your mom Not a dad..

Spider:oh...yeah I forgot....Um Every one of you guys are the best parents except Vine Queen They meh Best friend

Shifter: WhAt AbOuT Me

Spider: Your my Best Dad 😊

Shifter: I SHALL PROTECT YOU SON...Look behind you.

Spider: Akxbdow7zrjclwpq0cv

Iron: Bambi? you okay?

Iron: GUYS...Shifter left...Shit..

Steeb: Lang-

Iron: Shut It Babe
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Peter pov:

I am just chilling on a roof but turned around from shifters text to see...Loki?!....

"WAIT YOUR SHIFTER?!"

"Yes. And if I'm gonna be your dad I shall protect and Stay with you My little cinnamon roll."

Loki smiled a soft caring smile that he never done with anyone else

"WAIT you know that I was Spider-Man?"

"Yeah."

Loki then came up to me and wrapped his arms and cape around me for a hug and then he laid his chin on my head

"Are you gonna tell the others?"

"Hmmm...no...I shall keep my son's secret Now come get out that suit and lets go to the tower to go to my room and hang out I'll bring in...Bruce...Pietro..and....I guess Wanda"

I am shocked but also excited...I hope I don't fanboy a lot when I meet them..

~time skip~

Oh god...Im in the elevator of the tower and I'm spiderman!....Wait oh no...Im Spider-Man...they are avenger...They are trying to capture me...
SHIT.

"Mr.loki sir...You ain't gonna bring me to fury right?"

He chuckles and shakes his head no he then looks down at me

"Now why would I bring you to eyepatch face your my son"

"True true.."

The elevator then opens I'm holding Loki hand very afraid and hiding my face in his cape not wanting to look at the other avengers that's looking at me and Loki shocked..
I guess its because they never seen
Loki so nice.

"Loki who is this?"

"Hm..Oh this is my son Or so we said in a chat I am his Best Dad."

I then see gasps and some of them whispering
'He Took My SoN'
'Calm down Tony So he is the kid we talk to...'

I couldn't fully hear cause Loki disturbed them and said

"Pietro Maximoff, Wanda, And Bruce you guys can come in my room with The small Child."

"YES HE IS NOW MY SON HAHAH"

next thing I know I get picked up by the armpits By the one and only pietro and he is showing me off to the others My face gets red and I do a small yelp cause I was not expecting to get picked up..I then hear a lot of 'Awwww' and 'He Is So Cute!', 'Small cinnamon roll'

"I AM NOT SMALL OR CUTE I AM VERY SCARY AND DANGEROUS"

....I did not whine...Okay...maybe I did.....all of the others looked at me And started laughing and cooeing at me...

"STOP I AM SCARY"

"Sorry Kid...But your just to cute."

I grumble then next thing I know I'm out of pietro hands and is in the sky With dr.Strange cape wrapping me up in the air...I think this is a death Hug...im also getting dizzy.

"AH HEWLP MEEE!"

Everyone was laughing once again at me...

"DAAAADDDD HELLLPPPP"

I see Loki smile big and take me away from the cape and hold me in his arms I see all of the other guys In the room Look a Bit mad..

"HE IS MY SON"

And then BAM I'm now in clint arms..

"HE IS MINE"
And next thing you know im getting tossed around my the Guys with them arguing Who is my dad and in the background the ladies are shaking there head in disappointment
And then even though we didn't order food Somehow food came in the fight and now there is a food fight with them all.
A egg nearly hit my face but I dodged it and grabbed it without making a crack in the egg I then look at Steve and smile a little and throw the egg straight at him but...

He ducked and it hit Tony Fucking Stark in the face I then Look at a Messy Rich Billionaire

"Um...Cough...I...Um...Didn't Do it..."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! IF YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT THEN WHY IS THERE A COLD WET EGG GOO ON MY FACE AND HAIR?!"

"Egg? who is egg? What is egg? Is there a egg?....Nope never met her..Now I must...Uh..Go feed my...hippo?"

"What type of excuse to run is that kid..no one has a pet hippo..."

"I DO HE IS CALLED MOTTOMOTTO"

next thing After I said that The princess Shuri Started Singing with me

"I LIKE EM BIG"

"I LIKE EM CHUNKY"

"AAHHHH"

I am interrupted By our beautiful singing by a talking raccoon and a Tree? Anyway I got tackled by the angry raccoon I guess he didn't like our singing

"KID STOP THE HORRIBLE SONG"

"THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET"

next thing i know the raccoon is thrown across the room into the sink by the princess...Welp now I know to never mess with her..

"My name is groot"

I look up at the Big giant wood Person tree and shake its hand?

"Nice to meet you Mr.Groot I'm Peter parker."

I guess the tree really liked me because I am know Wrapped up in a Circle ball thing alone...I guess I know have a wood circle home..Oh i hear yelling outside of the Wood

"GROOT LET THE KID OUT NOW YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP HIM AS YOURS!"

"I AM GROOT"

I think we are know running? Or rolling idk but I hear the voices going away..Oh and I think we are know in the elevator..Oh God..Im getting kidnapped by a tree!

"I am Groot!"

I think we are now...In a training area I can see out of the Wood a little...Yeah it looks like a training area..oh I hear the elevator..Oh and there is the others!

"Groot He is Not Your Child Let him Go Now."

"I am groot.."

"Groot..*sigh*Buddy come on let him go you can't have him"

"I A.M
GROOT"

"What do you mean No?! Groot pal You can't have Him!"

"I am groot"

"Um..Now I know i can't understand you like raccoon guy Over here but let my son go and then you can hang out with us in my room"

"DAD LOKI HELP ME IM IN A CIRCLE WOOD ROOM THINGY IM GETTING SPLINTERS!!"

"DON'T WORRY SON WE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.......i think....."

Well....Shit...this is gonna take forever.

(Hey guys I hope you enjoy this chapter...Anyway I SHALL see you potatoes soon Bai)