Spider:Привет мама паук ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

*nat changed their name to Tarantula*

Tarantula: привет маленький паук

Iron:what are you guys saying...

Spider: just saying hello in russian

Lighting god: My brother says he is gonna invite someone.

*lightning brother changed there name to Shifter And invited ???*

Spider: HI I'm Peter nice to meet you Sir or miss  ❛︠ ᴥ ︡❛

???:.....

???: I'm so adopting you..You are now my Son..Also just call me Silver.

Spider: GaSp I finally have A Dad! hey Dad😊

Silver: HeLlO SoN

Iron: finally?

Spider: Um ignore I typed that.

Shield guy: Can I be named Steve.

Spider: Sure but I'm changing it up a bit.

Steeb: Okay...Wait..Seriously Kid..Steeb?

Iron: I like it kid.

Spider: Thanks!

Shifter: hmm...Kid You are very fascinating.

Spider: Really?! omg Your My Best Friend Now!

Buckboi: NO I AM

clinty: NO ME

Iron: I'm obviously His favorite

Thunder god: The Small One Is Mine.

Eyepatch: what is wrong with you guys..

Vision: H.E I.S M.I.N.E

witch: MINE

Tarantula: The Little Spider Is Mine.

Steeb: Can't we all share?

Ant: HE IS MINE ONLY

Strange dr: he isn't a object to claim guys..

Green boi: I agree ^^

Silver: HE IS MY SON SO THEREFORE HE IS MINE ONLY!(ง'̀-'́)ง ILL FIGHT YOU

Buckboi: ILL WIN THIS FIGHT

clinty: NO ME

Buckboi: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ [flips a table]

Steeb: ಠ_ಠ

Eyepatch: its too early for this..

*eyepatch went offline*

Spider: Okayy..i guess I'm all of yours? ͡❛ ᴥ ͡❛

Silver: BUT MOSTLY MINE OKAY SONʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Spider: Yeeeeessssssss dad.

Tarantula: I shall be the mother okay Little Spider.

Spider: Yeah!

Iron:ಥ_ಥ

Shifter: Oh I got the hang of it.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
ಥ_ಥ
͡❛ ᴥ ͡❛
ಠ_ಠ
(ง'̀-'́)ง
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ [flips a table]
 ❛︠ ᴥ ︡❛
(╥﹏╥)
¯\_( ͡❛ ᴥ ͡❛)_/¯
( ❛︠ ͜ʖ ︡❛)
ಠ益ಠ
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
:)
:(
;)
;(
:'(
:')
^-^
°◻°
:{)
:{(
:{D
:D
O-O
UwU
OwO
-_-

Iron: holy shit that's alot.

Shifter: there is more where that came from.

Steeb: Language.

Iron: then what do I say Shield guy?! ship, Shoot, Sit?

Steeb: just don't cuss.

Spider: Oh I got this iron.

Iron: Okay what?

Spider: 𝔖𝔥𝔦𝔱.

Steeb:...Fancy...But Language...

Ant: How did you do that..

spider: Magic

Strange Dr:
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Iron: What the fuc-fudge is that..

Strange dr: Magical Non existing Typing Stuff on phone that I did.

Spider: well..𝔖𝔥𝔦𝔱...

Steeb: L.A.N.G.U.A.G.E.

Lighting god: WE NEED MORE POPTARTS!!

Green boi: so..Who is gonna go to the grocery store with him for poptarts..

Spider: I'm going to The store Actually in a few minutes just need to put on my shoes I'm going to the one Near the tower And I know its far from home but I like long walks and The fresh air.
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                        Bruces pov:

As soon as Peter typed that Bruce quickly got up and ran to the elevator "IM CHANGING MY MIND IM GOING WITH SILVER SO HE CAN MEET HIS SON!!!"
Everyone else ran to the elevator saying they want to go as well until Tony said

"You don't have to call us by our Group chat names bruce also Since you two where first Then you two have to take Nat and Thor to get the poptarts and maybe bring some other things you want back okay?"

As soon as thor heard poptarts and Him going to the store to meet the child he quickly shoved all four of us in the elevator pressing it to go down to the bottom floor and yelled

"TO THE POPTARTS AND SPIDER KID!!"
We start laughing and go in disguise to the grocery store where the kid was supposed to be and as soon as we make it there Nat Was bumped into a kid who fell backwards
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Peter pov:

"I-I am so sorry m-miss.."
I look up to see Black widow with Quicksilver, Bruce banner, And Thor!
"Hey its okay kid."
Said Natasha herself! She then helped me up and smile slightly at me which is pretty rare I guess I dust myself off and smile back I then held out my hand And smile saying

"Well..Im Peter Very nice to meet you guys I'm a big fan!"

They had a shocked look and looked at me up and down as if they didn't get a good look at my appearance And then they all shake my hand before grabbing some stuff and saying they have to go.
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Bruce pov:

We made it back to the tower and on the floor we live on we walk in the living room to see everyone there looking at us with curious eyes

"*sigh* Okay I was able to take a pic of what the kid looks like here.."
I put the picture of the kid on the screen
He has Paleish skin,Freckles, Big Brown doe eyes, Fluffy brown hair,and is about..5'4"?

That cause everyone to gasp at how adorable and young looking this kid is also I think he is..12 years old I don't really know..Also Good thing fury ain't here he will be mad At us for not looking into spider-man.
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Spider: Guys I MET 4 Awesome People!ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Tarantula: That's Great kid And Look! ψ(｀∇´)ψ I got the hang of it

Spider: are those his hands?

Tarantula: I thought of them as pitchfork.

Spider:〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Silver: 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Tarantula: 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Steeb: 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Iron: what is wrong with you guys..

Clinty: One Of Us, One Of Us! 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Iron:...〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ....

Vision: 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Witch:〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Green boi: 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Strange dr: 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Ant:〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Shifter:〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Buckboi:〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ

Eyepatch: 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 Hᴇʰ𝚎𝐡ǝ...Now get to work green and Strange.

Green boi: aw man okay Bye Pete

Strange Dr. Cya

Spider:Bye (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Buckboi: Emote Challenge!!

Spider:I Challenge You DaDs!!

Silver: me?

Iron:me?

Spider: All of u ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Steeb: ¯\_( ͡❛ ᴥ ͡❛)_/¯

Tarantula:

ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ♡

Iron:(ง'̀-'́)ง

Silver:Idk man I'm A good Competitor (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■

Shifter:Pitch forks ヽ(●-'Д´-)ノ

Thunder god: (╥﹏╥)

Vision:ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Witch:ಠ益ಠ

Eyepatch:....ಠ_ಠ......

Buckboi:ಥ_ಥ

Ant:( ❛︠ ͜ʖ ︡❛)

Clinty:

 ❛︠ ᴥ ︡❛

Spider:

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ [flips a table]

Spider: Eyepatch Decide Who Wins!

Spider: Oh...𝔖𝔥𝔦𝔱....Gotta Go Bye

Everyone: Bye...LaNgUaGe(< Steve)
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Peter's pov:

Peter got off his phone and hid it He then pulled down his mask and swung away to a different building so he can do his patrol.
He then saw Something Big and Green like a fist swing at him but luckily with his senses he jumped straight on top..Of the HULK!!

"Don't worry We just want to bring you to fury so He can talk to you He wants you to join Us...If you go Then we won't have to force you to but if you deny then We do have to force you."

"Well Seeing you guys already attacked me I don't know if I wanna join."
I Glare at Dr.strange before jumping off hulk and kicking them both in the face.

"Hulk Kills Spider!"
I froze when I heard that In my mind I was like Holy Shit I pissed the Big guy off now time to calm him down
"H-hey um how about you don't kill me and we become best friends?!"
Hulk froze dropping the Light pole that I guess he pulled out the ground and looked at me

"Hulk gets Friend?"
I smile under my mask and nod while dr.strange is shocked Until he finally snaps out of it and says
"Hulk Attack Him We need To bring Him To Fury!"

Hulk looked straight at dr.strange before grabbing me and giving me a death Hug afterwards he put me on his shoulder
"Hulk Likes Best Fwiend Hulk Don't Listen To Futty He won't Huwt Fwiend!!"
Afterwards he put me down and do a very big smile or at least he tried to
He then does a signal which means for me to leave so I swing out of there going to My foster home also grabbing my stuff on my way.
(I'm switching it up All of his relatives died and is now adopted by some evil couple Name Mr.S and Mrs.S)
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Bruce pov:

"Listen I can't control what the Hulk does so don't blame Me!"

We are in a meeting all together with Nick fury and Well I'm arguing with Fury because he is making it a big deal that Hulk became Spider-mans friend and let him go..I mean I'm fine with it Cause I like spider-man he is cool and if I can't hurt him cause were friends then I don't mind I'll rather stay friends then enemies.But with Fury talking I'm starting to get a bit mad No not at spider-man
But at fury and you don't
Like me mad.

"Hey, calm down Bruce your getting a little green there.."
That was Tony stark he kinda helps my Hulk side calm down with the others but with Fury around I don't think I'll calm down...

"G.E.T. O.U.T!"
I yelled that straight at fury Before turning into my Hulk Form grabbing my chair and throwing it straight at him afterwards I jumped through the wall to the city and in my mind I'm thinking
'I need spidey I need my best friend He will calm me down..'
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Peter pov:

And I'm back outside no longer In my 'home' I heard my friend Hulk Is in the city's so I guess someone got him mad..
Probably fury Since they said he sent
Them to get me and since they
Didn't they got in trouble..
Oh there is my dear big Green Friend!

"Hey Bestie Mind Calming down!"
I then jump onto hulks arm hugging it since he is to big for me to give him a actual hug..You know what we only met today and are already best friend wow.
I then felt a big arm wrap around me..
Or hand as in a hug

"Hulk Mad..Hulk needed friend to calm down."

"Its okay bud Dear Spider-man Is here!"

Then..The ship came..Fury's ship and All of the crew walked out looking at me and Hulk hugging which was now becoming regular Bruce banner So I let go of the hug as soon and he is normal

"Okay I must go see you soon Friend."
I don't even Want to deal with the other avengers so I swing out of there fast going straight back home changing out of my suit and flopping into my bed letting the darkness consume
Me