Buckboi: WAKEY WAKEY SPIDEY!!

Buckboi: Spider Its Saturday Wake Upppp

Buckboi: IM BORED WAKE UP

Buckboi: SSSSSPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

Buckboi: Spider

Buckboi: Spider

Buckboi: Spider

Buckboi: Spider

Spider:WhAt Do YoU WaNt.

Buckboi: to talk cause I'm Bored.

Spider:no let me sleep..

Buckboi: NO SPOODER PLEASE!!!

Spider:...Fine just because you said please...pedo..

Buckboi: I AIN'T A PEDO FOR THE LAST TIME KIDDO.

Spider: ExAcTlY WhAt A PeDo WiLl SaY Old MaN

Buckboi: ouch my feelings😢

Spider:...

Buckboi: Anyway can you make a group chat Then add me so I can add me friends I want them to meet you.

Spider: Sure!😊
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🕷SPIDER SQUAD🕷

~spider added buckboi~

Buckboi: Okie Dokie time to add The Others..

~Buckboi Added ??,??,??,??,??,??,??,??(Just pretend He added them put Pete don't know then so they question marks)

??:We're are we dude.

Spider: HIYA

??: who is this.

??:They Dangerous?

Buckboi: What? No! This is my Friend!!

Spider: Okay so I won't be confused type what you guys want your names As okay.

??: Shield Guy.

??: Green Boi

??: Witch

??: Nat.

??: Iron

??: Ant

??: Strange Dr.

??: Thunder God

??:Thunder Brother.

??: Clinty

??: Vision

??: I don't know why you guys put me here but call me... Eyepatch.

Spider: Okay..Strange names But cool So I'm guessing you guys are the pedos Assistants.

Iron: Pedophiles?! What No!

Spider: That's what they all say!

BuckBoi: you met a pedo?

Spider:Yes?...okay No..Kinda?

Nat: what do you mean?

Spider: Nevermind anyway Um I have a question just don't freak out okay?

Iron: Sure kid.

Spider: IM 16, anyway to the question How do you fix a big dent that's in a car that you did because you fell..lets say 22 feet.

Iron: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN KID?!

Shield Guy: LANGUAGE

Green boi: Well why do you wanna know And how did you know about the dent and 22 feet?

Spider: Oh no reason..

Eyepatch: You sure boy?

Spider: Yeah..Just Curious that's all.

Shield guy: 😐

Spider: HOLY SHIT SHIELD GUY KNOWS HOW TO USE A EMOJI OMG AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE TO OLD FOR THIS CONGRATS OLD GUY YOU DID IT IM SO PROUD👏

Shield guy:...language...

As soon as buck read this he spat out his drink and fell off his chair to the floor laughing his ass off and soon later tony,Bruce,Natasha,Ant,Clint, and thor was also dying of laughter
While Dr.strange and Loki looked at them Very curious
"What is wrong with you guys?" Said Loki looking at his brother
"BROTHER READ THE CHAT THE HUMAN CHILD IS FUNNY."
Soon Dr. Strange and Loki looked at the chat reading everything all they had was a amused look and chuckled only a little.

Shield guy: Stop Laughing at me!😟

Spider: Oops Sorry Shield Guy I didn't mean To be so mean please forgive me!!

Everyone in the tower saw this and cooed at how cute and innocent this child is and how nice he is to others
"This kid is so sweet."
"I agree buck I mean if I could I would love to take the kid away but that will be kidnapping..unless..I say in just gonna borrow him for a few years.."
"What No Bad Ant That Is Wrong!"
"Come on Tony admit you want The small Kiddo!!"
Before they all was about to start arguing a Bing on all there phones disturbed them they all quickly paid attention to there phones more.

Spider: Hey guys you good?

Green boi: Yeah we are good just..Talking

Iron: yeeeahh

Spider: Talking about?

Buckboi: Kidnapping you.

Eyepatch: You guys were talking about what now?!

Shield guy: You just had to open your big mouth Buckboi..

Spider: I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE PEDOPHILES..OH GOD I BEFRIENDED PEDOPHILES AHHHHHHHH I TRUSTED YOU GUYS!!!

Thunder god: Calm down Small one

Thunder brother: I mean..I guess iron Over there Can be called a pedo same with buckboi Since they are mostly sounding like pedos

Iron: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON AND I AIN'T A PEDO

Buckboi: Anyway kiddo we are joking about kidnapping..we are just bad at jokes cause We're Sooo Old

Spider: oh...Makes sense And Thunder God I AM NOT THAT SMALL

Strange dr: You are one interesting boy.

Eyepatch: Lets Go Guys leave The Boy alone I Have to talk to you Guys Now.

Iron: shit..I hate meetings.

Shield guy: LANGUAGE

Spider: Okay Bye guys!

Everyone: Bye or Bye Kid