Vinequeen#1: Hey I got A challenge for you Grown Men.

Iron: Oo I love a challenge!

Silver: what is it?

Spider: WE DOUBLE DODGE DARE YOU GUYS TO DO A DAD JOKE CHALLENGE!

Steeb: why are you guys texting?..We all live together well except for Shuri.

Green Boi: its because We don't wanna hear each other voices all the time plus its been a while since we used the chat.

Strange Dr: Agreed.

Spider: I told the witch doctor I was in love with you!

Strange dr: Don't You Start That Horrible Song.

Iron: kid if we do the challenge How do we know who wins?

Spider: Easy Mr.Stark! Whoever laughs at the horrible jokes is out!

Steeb: how do you tell when someone laughs?

Tarantula: we have Friday to tell us.

Steeb: Oh.

Clinty: Oh I'm so Winning This!

BuckyBoi: Oh Its On!

Shifter:I'll win against you mortals.

Spider: Get Ready!

Spider: Three

Spider: Two

Spider: ONE

Spider: first Up Is Mr.Stark Vs Vent Guy!

Clinty: wow you know my name..

Spider: Shush and Go.

Iron:Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it!

Clinty:...

Iron: Go!

Clinty:How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

Spider: Iron Lost He Did a Laugh Friday Told Me!

Iron: god damn it..

Steeb: Language.

Spider: Great Next Up Is Steeb And Clinty!

Clinty:Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!

Steeb:Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!

Clinty: Wow..Can't believe you offended your own kind.

Steeb: what?

Spider:༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽  Why Did you Be so Mean about your fellow old people Dad!

Steeb:...Alright I forfeit I'm taking a nap.

Spider:...Alright! Clint Vs Shifter!

Shifter:Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.

Spider: Clint did you seriously just laughed..It wasn't even that funny!

Clinty: WHAT NO I DIDN'T FRIDAY IS LYING!

Tarantula: are you lying to my Baby Spider?

Clinty: I mean, I totally Laughed Haha Friday wasn't lying! bye!

Spider: Okay..Hm...Eyepatch Dad Vs Shifter!

Eyepatch:...

Spider: Please participate Dad!

Eyepatch:...Fine...

Shifter:Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

Eyepatch:What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European.

Shifter:Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?  They say he made a mint!

Eyepatch:What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

Shifter:How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

Eyepatch:Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!

Shifter:What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!

Eyepatch:Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

Spider:....This is a big battle...None of them laughed..

Silver:...Anyone up To get some Mexican food and watch Tv?

Spider: yeah lets do it them battling may take a while.

Iron: yeah its hard to make those two laugh sheesh it may even take years!

Steeb: just turn off your notification and Lets hang out till they are done.

Spider: yeah..

Shifter:Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

Eyepatch:What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!

Shifter:What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

Eyepatch:A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?" The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."

Shifter:When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

Eyepatch:What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.

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Time Skip
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"Seems Like They both laughed at the same Time Peter."

"FINALLY ITS BEEN THREE HOURS!"

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Spider: Okay No More Dad Jokes.

Steeb: then what?

Spider:...Um...Oo Lets Do Hide and Seek Except Lets keep texting!

Tarantula: I like that idea I shall Hide.

Shifter: I think My dear brother should Be the seeker.

Lightning God: YES I SHALL FIND YOU MORTALS AND MAKE YOU EAT POPTARTS!!

spider: Okay I'm not gonna lie...But I'm now scared.

Shifter: I thought ill never admit this..But I'm also afraid small Child..

Iron: Holy Shit First time you ever admit That shit!

Steeb: La-

Iron: Say language one more time babe and I will fucking Show them The detention Videos you did for All the poor school kids!

Steeb:....Alright...Ima hide now..

Spider: OMG THOSE VIDEOS ARE THE DEATH OF ME!

clinty: I can't move from where I'm hiding but I really wanna see!

Spider:

Clinty: OH MY GOD HAHA THIS IS GOLD!

Steeb: THEY FORCED ME TO DO IT!

BuckyBoi:...wow....

Eyepatch: Pff..Im so saving this..

Steeb: FURY COME ON YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE

Eyepatch: why won't you look at the time I gotta go...To church yeah!

Spider: but you don't...And he is gone..

Lighting God: I FOUND EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR YOU PEOPLE IN CHAT!!

iron: Oh now it makes sense to why they weren't talking.

Steeb: NOOO HE FOUND ME!!

BuckyBoi: Same...I was hiding with Steve..

Iron: HOLD UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE!!

buckyboi: I already know where this is going bye.

Steeb: Cya.

Iron: NO COME BACK WHY WHERE YOU AND MY BF HIDING TOGETHER?!

Iron: Shit..They left sorry kid im going to go out my hiding spot I gotta talk with those two!

Spider: NOOO :(

Clinty: its okay kid Its just me and you..Never mind its just you and You.

Spider: 😢

Tarantula: I'm actually still Hiding baby spider I've just been Sneaky and silent.

Lightning God: I WILL FIND YOU HUMAN SPIDERS

Tarantula: Touch My Baby and You will lose both of your eyes.

Lightning God:...I TAKE DEFEAT BOTH MOTHER AND SON WINS!!

Spider: Yay!😊

Iron: CHEATING BASTARDS!!

Every Guy except Loki,Bruce,Dr.Strange,Vision and Pietro:Agreed.

Spider:.....

Spider:😭

Tarantula:....

Witch:...You guys Made Little Baby Cry In Real Life..

Tarantula: You Got Three Seconds To Run And Hide.

Iron: WAIT SHIT KID I DIDN'T MEAN IT UNDEROO BAMBI PLEASE IM SORRY!!

spider: Momma..

Tarantula: yes My baby spider?

Spider: I want a Huggie..

Tarantula: Momma is busy is it okay if wanda, Pietro,Bruce,Dr.strange and Loki?

Spider: Okay mommy...

Tarantula: I'll give you a hug afterwards I bury the body's.

Ant: dude what happened while I was out with my wife?

Iron: READ THE CHAT

ant: Oh...OH...You guys fucked up.

Steeb: HELP US!

ant: Nah

Spider: Dad Anty? can I have a huggie from you as well?

Ant: I'M ON MY WAY FUCK THE DATE IN A FANCY RESTAURANT IM BRINGING ME AND MY WIFE TO THE TOWER TO SPEND TIME WITH MY SON!!

Steeb: what does your think?

Ant: I showed her the chat she is pissed She is coming for you guys.

Spider:....Momma...Im hungie

Green Boi: I can feel my heart melting from his adorableness..

Strange Dr:...Ill admit...He is very adorable.

Green boi: I want a kid..

Iron: OoOo Strange He Wants a Kid What You guys gonna do tonight😏

Strange dr: Nat I'm joining you to kill Tony.

Spider: Hey momma..

Tarantula: yes?

Spider: How is babys made?

Iron: Hold up your a Teen...Shouldn't you know this stuff already?

Spider:...I...I forgot...

Iron: HA WELL YOU SEE UNDEROO THE FATHER STICKS HIS DI-

Tarantula: TONY DON'T YOU DARE RUIN HIS INNOCENCE!!

Iron: HE STICKS HIS DI-AKCBIEOXNSLS

Steeb: I did it. I tackled my boyfriend and took his phone away.

Tarantula: Steve since you did that I won't kill you and the others I'll only Kill Tony.

BuckyBoi: YOU SAVED US THANK YOU STEVE!

Spider: Momma I'm tired..

Ant: I WILL TUCK HIM IN!!

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Peter POV:

I am lifted bridal style and taken to my bedroom.
I yawn and bury my face in the crook of Pietro Neck.
I saw from the corner of my eye everyone at the bed waiting to tuck me in.

I'm laid in bed but kept hold of the closet person near me which was Buck I then mumble.

"Can you all sleep with me..Please mommas and dads?"

"Of course"

I yawn as everyone brought in Blankets,Pillows,Sleeping bags and laid on the floor.
I then see Mr.Fury walk in I wonder who called him.

"Okay guys I got a missi-"

"Dad fuwwy wan you sweep with me?"

He stood silent but walked over and laid next to me.
For a guy who seems mean He is a big Soft teddy bear!
I cuddle up next to him and closed my eyes letting the darkness consume
Me.