"Did you know that The Nazi leader, Hitler, from 1942 until his death in 1945, was addicted to crystal meth!"

Everyone silently turned their head as they looked straight at wade who was holding churros.
"Did I hear that correctly that the fucking Nazi leader loved meth..?"
Asked Tony

"Yup! Can you believe it Dear ol Nazi Boss loving meth!"
"Guys I do-"
"Hell Yeah! I now like the Nazi leader I Mean Sheesh I will follow any leader that does Meth Or Drugs Even Drink!"
Yelled Tony while Hi fiving wade
"GUYS RIGHT NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THE NAZI OR METH! WE NEED TO FIND PETER,PETER AND BRUCE"
Yelled dr.strange who looked like he will snap both Tony and wades neck right now.

"Oh yeah..Right right bambi,Idiot and Brucie bear..forgot they were missing for a second..Also there is a island and where are we..?"
Said Tony while looking around at the others and pointing at the completely abandon looking island.
"Aiii that's the island were we will find spidey-poo and the other two."
Chirped put wade while jumping off the ship and into the water just to continue swimming towards the island shore.

"Fucking idiot could've waited till we were closer to the island."
Mumbled Sam
"Well at least we don't have to hear him talk about nonsense."
Silently mumbled out steve who looked like he just woke up.
"Hehe...Sooo did you know that Dr. Suess actually cheated on his wife while she was sick with cancer for 13 years – When she killed herself, he married the mistress he cheated on his wife with!"
Said Scott while sitting in ant form on Loki shoulder

"No way!"
Tony said while looking over at Scott in shock
"Yes way! And did you know Women end up digesting most of the lipstick they apply."
"Guys!"
Both of the men looked straight at Logan who looked like he will slice their throats open any minute now.
"Can we focus on the damn mission of rescuing three people a green man,A bug kid,And Idiot silver."
Logan growled out

They both nodded silently but while waiting to get near the island they were whispering back and forth to each other
"The people with the highest IQ’s are the most likely to use drugs."
Whispered Tony
"Seriously? Wow..Good thing I'm low IQ haha! Eh..hehehe..:c"
Whispered scott
Silently crying in his head
"Well..During the Middle Ages, being a bad musician was a public offense and lousy musicians were tortured."
Whispered wade who suddenly appeared behind the two

"AH FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKING DICKASSHOLE CUNT BASTARD!!"
Screamed Tony with the girlish scream in the whole wide world while turning as fast as sonic and punching wade straight in the nose.
"Ow."
Mumbled wade while popping his nose back in place.
"That's gonna leave a nasty bruise.."
"Never scare me like that idiot!"
Tony said while calming down
"Each your language!"

"Yeah yeah.."
Tony mumbled
"Anyway back to what we were talking about did you know When baby monkeys are born they grab their mother’s legs and pull themselves out."
Said scott looking proud he knows such a thing
"Damn..wait question..Since it can use its arm and shit..Can it just be like 'Heck nah I ain't ready to see the outside world yet' and shove itself back in the mother ._.?"

"Hm..Smart question and probably we shall never know"
Answered back scott
"Moving on! Did you know After the Disney movie “Princess and the Frog” came out, more than 50 children were hospitalized with salmonella from kissing frogs and Disney World is actually larger than 17 other countries."
Said wade
"Kinda makes me wanna buy disney land..For my own entertainment."
Mumbled Tony
"Do It!"
"But for what reason? I need a good reason"
"To make your Bootiful Bambi son happy!"
"That's good idea! Okay sure I'll do it when we rescue Pete and the other two of course"

"Okay! Anyway...."

(Aiii sorry for the short chapter but here you guys go I will make more in a bit! Bai bai my potatoes!)