Tony POV:

I grumble and sit up and walked into the med bay with everyone else behind me and what we say Shocked us all.
We saw big bad Claw Bitch cuddling with Small quicksilver.
I whisper silently and quick before some people start squealing like crazy fan girls.

"Friday take some Pictures of this."

"Done sir"

I smile and after that Wanda,Peter,other peter,Alien bitches,About mostly everyone Aww or did a damn squeal.
Causing Logan to wake up except for Peter all Logan did was show us his claws causing us to go silent knowing he will beat out ass well except Nat she just kept silent but you can tell she was secretly fangirling.

"Delete any pics Now."

"We barely got here so we didn't take pics..Sadly."

"Wake him up and I'll cut you in half."

We stood frozen in place except Small Peter and Nat who just walked up and sat in the chairs next to the bed.
I smirk and said

"How will you get us Logan if You have someone holding you~?"

"Shut Your damn Mouth Tincan."

"Logan and Peter Sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I-"

Logan quickly and swiftly moved out of Peters arms Without waking him up and ran straight at me.
I quickly duck under his claws and run out going to my lab to hide there.

"Close the doors and lock it Fri!"

"Yes sir."

As soon as I ran in the door shut and locked I let our a breath of relief until I heard something drop.
I turn to see Fucking skip sitting at my table and getting up and walking my direction.

"UNLOCK AND OPEN THE DAMN DOORS!!"

As soon as they open I see no Logan but don't care I run off and after a few minutes I run back in the medic bay and lock the door behind me causing Peter to jolt awake and the others look at me.

"So you came back to fight."

"Shh and Hide, Duck Anything!"

They all listen but look at the glass window that leads to the hallway and then they see Skip walk past.

"Why the fuck didn't you fight him tony?!"

"I didn't have my suit and He creeped me the fuck out!"

"Wait why didn't Fri detect him?"

"He probably did something to her!"

"Okay well Lets deal with him now and you peter and Bruce watch Silver peter!"

~time skip~

I am in my suit and throw Skip off the building and straight into The next building.
Now he may be human but he is actually a strong Guy.

Finally Steve smashes him against his shield and knocks the damn guy out.
We nod and hand him over to the police And went back in the building to see everything ripped up and broken.

We run off to the medic bay to see it all broken down and on the wall it says.
'You seriously think you can get rid of me Pff may have got rid of my robot me but not the actual me.'
We are shocked and then
Next to me I see logans and Dr.Strange eyes full of Fury Rage.

And then somehow Deadpool broke through the wall and looked at us all

"WHO TOOK MY SPIDEY!?"

"Wait..Your spidey?"

"Oh yeah we were dating secretly Names Wade."

"...."

"What was that? Skip did it Omg he really wants me to beat his ass again."

"Who are you talking to?"

"The reader I also read ahead on wattpad so know what happens."

"What..?"

"Okay well I know where they are follow me."

"Where are they?"

"Abandon Lab on a small island now lets go before its to late I really miss spider ass!"

And soon later he runs off leaving Bread crumbs as a damn trail as if we are fucking ducks or from that one kid story.

"Its Hansel and Gretel!"

"What...I nevermind.."

We silently follow him into the dark night to find the peters and bruce.

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Wade: Can't believe he forgot Hansel and gretel!

Me: STOP CROSSING THE LINE!

Wade: I'm sorry jeez I just really miss my Spideys Ass I mean have you seen it?!

Me: please shut up..

Wade: Its TTTTTTHHHHHHHIIIIIIICCCCCC, Round, Better than americas Ass, I mean If you clap them Cheeks you can hear them from miles away!

Me: Omg...Anyway I need your opinion on something.

Wade: what?

Me: Okay..Try saying if this is good or not.

Wade: Okay nice I love being a judge.

Me: As spider-man swung delicately through the buildings as the wind rushes past him which is music to his ears and While swinging past everyone can see him and know that they are safe with spider-man Around.

Wade: Okay I got some edits.

Me: please tell us all.

Wade: As spider-man Cheeks clapped delicately While spidey swung around. And as he passes by everyone all they can hear was his cheeks clapping through the air and See only his big ass and Its music to everyone's Ears So now they know Who got a Perfect ass and knows the ass cheeks will Protect them.

Me:no.

Wade: yes

Me: No

Wade: Yes

Me: No

Wade: Yes

Me: NO

Wade: YES

Me: I'm leaving..(walks out)

Wade: Alright My beautiful Readers I now Control this Book! So Now Remember that Spiders Cheeks Will always be there! bye!