Spider: Dad.

Iron: yes?

Steeb: yes?

Vision:yes?

Silver:yes?

Clinty:yes?

Eyepatch: yes?

Shifter: yes?

Lightning God: yes?

Ant: Yes?

Green boi: yes?

Strange Dr: yes?

BuckyBoi: yes?

Spider:um...Dad 1

Iron: yes?

Green boi: yes?

Strange dr: yes?

Buckyboi: yes?

Steeb: yes?

Ant: yes?

Eyepatch: yes?

Silver: yes?

Shifter: yes?

Clinty: yes?

Lightning god: yes?

Vision: yes?

Spider: Omg...Um Awesome Dad ever #1?

Lightning god: Yes?

Eyepatch: yes?

Vision: yes?

Buckyboi: yes?

Green boi: yes?

Strange dr: yes?

Iron: yes?

Steeb: yes?

Silver: yes?

Ant: yes?

Shifter: yes?

Clinty: yes?

Tarantula: Oh dear lord Son please just say there name.

Spider: Aha! Momma Spider is it okay if I invite some people to the chat?

Tarantula: Of course.

Iron: woah, never seen Nat such a Softie.

Tarantula: Got 5 seconds to delete that.

~Message Deleted~

Tarantula: Good.

Spider added ???,???,???,???,???,???.

Spider: Okay Sir or Miss please say what names you want.

???: Footloose.

???: GreenGal.

???:AlienGal.

???:GROOT.

???:Rocket.

???:BigGuy.

Spider: Okay there you guys and Gals Go!

BigGuy: I'm taking him.

Tarantula: HE IS MINE.

Iron: How the fudge did you get The guardians Numbers?
*fudge
*fudge
Aw fudge it kid..Why do you do this.

Tarantula: I did it, No cussing around my baby spider.

Spider: I still wanna know how babys are made..

Iron: YOU STILL DON'T KNOW?!

spider: I keep forgetting..

Iron: Okay Underoo, When a momma and a daddy loves each other very much They get in bed and the Dad Sticks His BudunkAdunk I-

Steeb: Babe.

Iron: what?

Steeb: I will not hesitate to tackle you.

Iron: I'm teaching the kid a lesson.

Steeb: Open The Door.

Iron: Never.

Iron: YOU BROKE MY DOOR YOU BETTER FIX THAT.

Steeb: Later.

Iron: Babe.

Steeb: I don't like the face your giving me so I'm gonna just go..

Iron: Brb Guys I must capture Someone.

Ant: RUN STEVE YOU CAN TELL HE IS IN PERVERT MODE!!

Steeb: SOMEONE HELP ME!!

Spider: IM COMING DAD!

Silver: HA I wish you guys where home to see this funny sugar!
*sugar
Eh I give up.

Tarantula: what happened?

Silver: so you guys know how you are all with the guardians on a mission and its just me,peter,Steve and Tony home.

Rocket: yeah?

Silver: Okay so Tony had steve pinned to a wall and was being his usual flirty Kissy stuff and Peter ran over and John cena tackled him!

Spider: MOMMA I DID IT I SAVED DAD!

Iron: my fudging back is in pain now.

Steeb: I shall reward you with cookies Son.

Spider: YAY!!

iron: Cough Um steve What about me?

Steeb: what about you?

Silver: HA!

Clinty: OOO STEVE JUST TREATED YOU LIKE TRASH!!

Rocket: HE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMB FUDGE!!

Footloose: Peter Squad we must reward Our Spider.

Tarantula: Peter Squad there is only you two?

Spider: yeah who else is there?

Silver: Well I have like a twin cousin that is working for X-Men and his name is Peter Maximoff.(Shhh I make them seperated Plus I like the X-men Maximoff More sorry)

Spider: OO ADD HIM PLEASE!

Iron: NO HE IS SO ANNOYING!!

Silver added ???

Silver: Sup Pete

???: Hey, I was in the middle of eating a Hotdog what do you need?

Spider: Hi Mr.Peter I'm also Peter

Footloose: Same.

???: Neat I'm taking you in about a few minutes so pack up.

Spider: alright.

Tarantula: NO DON'T TAKE AVENGERS LITTLE ONE!!

???: avengers? Oh Pietro is this the group you joined instead of us.

Silver: yeah.

???: Oh alright..Well since we both have the same power and quicksilver for different people and you have silver as your Name..Then I'll be quick.

Spider: Alrighty!

Quick: thanks.

Spider: your welcome.

Iron: Babe can I get a cookie?

Steeb: no.

Iron: please Babe you love me don't you?

Steeb: I don't know do I love you?

Iron: Yes right?

Steeb: I don't know You tell me instead of questioning.

Quick: HA

silver: HA

Witch: Oh Pete Hello!

Quick: Hiya also my buds by me say hi Well except grumpy Wolverine But don't worry I can tell he is saying Hi silently.

Spider: WAIT X-MEN ACTUALLY EXIST OMG IM A BIG FAN I READ SO MUCH COMICS TO!

Quick: Aw well wolverine may be a butt but I can tell he will love you. He just always be hard on you like me!

Spider: So he loves you but doesn't show it?

Quick: Yep!

Quick: sugar..*sugar
Nevermind But I think he knows I'm
Talking about him cause his claws are out..Sugar..I gotta run now So sorry if I don't talk.

Spider: Be Safe!

~~~

Peter POV(X-men):

"NO I WASN'T I SWEAR!!"

I was running around the building from Wolverine who was being a big butt face.
I see him jump out a window with his claws out and going to me.

'Nope nope nope!'
I duck from under him and run back inside with him chasing behind.
I would use my powers but that's no fun into the chase.
And if he does catch up then of course I'll use them.

"TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE SAYING ON THAT DAMN PHONE!!"

"NOTHING I WAS TALKING TO FRIENDS ABOUT...PETER SQUAD!!"

"Peter Squad what the hell is that?"

"Hehe..Nothing."

I was cornered and he was in front of me blocking my entrance.
He looks at me and raises a eyebrow before coming closer.
I shut my eyes shut closed and get ready for maybe a smack or something.

But all I feel was my hair get ruffled.
I open my eyes slowly to see him walk off saying

"Thanks for telling me that truth Speedy."

"Names not speedy.."

I grumble while walking outside I suddenly get a call from my cousin Pietro.
I silently answer it.

~~~

"Yes?"

"Hey Peter I have the avengers around me listening cause they all wanna hear your voice."

"Is that all?"

"No we where wondering if you wanna come over from your home and to ours and maybe spend the whole four weeks with us Also Spider boy really wants to meet you."

"Hm...I guess I got nothing better to do. I'll pack and be there...next Monday."

"Three days..From now okay we will get you a room ready..Also will anyone else come?"

"Um..let me ask."

    ~~~

I quickly run inside to see my pals on the couch.
I walk over holding the phone and look at them.

"Hey g-"

"No."

"At least let me fini-"

"No."

"Come on i-"

I book gets thrown at me and instead of dodging I let it hit me I sigh and put the phone to my ear.

"Hey Dude no one is coming I'll come over alone."

We say some things and said our byes and then I hang up.
I put my phone and look up to see my friends looking at me with curious faces.

"What was that about speedster you didn't even let us say if we wanted to go."

"Are you Freaking serious THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET ME FUCKING TALK!!"

They each had a shocked face because I rarely yell I'm mostly the happy not angry one.
I grumble and stomp upstairs before stopping and not turning to them.

"I'm leaving in three days and will be gone for Four weeks..Im gonna go pack and leave tommorow though."

Before they can answer I use my powers and speed over to my bedroom locking the door behind me.
I silently pack my luggages and was gonna finish my last one until I hear a knock at my door.

I sigh and walk over opening it to see wolverine.
I raise a eyebrow confused of what he wanted.

"Hey..Is it okay if you call up again..I wanna come with you..If that's okay?"

I smile slightly and nod takin my phone out my pocket and dialing my cousins number and telling him I'll be there with a friend.
He agrees and says he will tell the others and hangs up.

"Alright you can go just pack up."

I turn and see he is already gone.
I shrug and continue to pack my last bag.