[Holy gays]
Group chat

Jimin — Jilin

Jin — Dadajin

Hoseok — Confidentgay

Yoongi — Forcedgay

Namjoon — mamajoon

Jungkook — Coolkook

Taehyung — TaewithaB

Dadajin:
Y'all guess what Namjoon did

Mamajoon:
IT WAS ANDBH ACCIDENT

Confidentgay:
I want to know now

Mamajoon:
NO YOU DON't LIKE REALLY DONT

Dadajin:
He kissed my mom when we went over for dinner

Mamajoon:
IT WAS AN ACCUDENTH SHE MOVED HER HEAD JUST AT THE TIME WHEN I TRIED TO KISS HER CHEEK

Dadajin:
Are you calling my mom a pedo?

Confidentgay:
THIS CAN'T BE REAL -

Confidentgay:
There goes your mother in law

TaewithaB:

TaewithaB:
WRONG CHAR OMGH

Dadajin:
Tae! THIS IS A HOLY GROUP

Confidentgay:
IM SCREAMING WHAT IS THAT

Forcedgay:
I'm to tired for this

TaewithaB:
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR OMG PLZ

Mamajoon:
Thank you for taking my embarrassment spotlight tae

TaewithaB:
I DONT WANT IT

Jilin:
I leave 1 minute and this is what happens

Dadajin:
Namjoon get me my BELT!

Confidentgay:
SOMEONE KICK ME OUT PLZ I CANT

[Forcedgay kicked out Confidentgay from the group chat]

Forcedgay:
Finally got an excuse to do that

Jilin:
You do that without excuses

Coolkook:
What the fuck