lord help our souls

If I Ruled the School...

Whenever I walked down the hall, everyone would have to bow and not punch me

child, they werent gonna punch you anyway you were a hella popular totally cishet girl at six

I would wear a crown made out of cat skin

what-

My long royal robe would be made out of hair

w h a t

There would be a golden throne in the Gym room so I can't brack my head open

brack.

I would sit there each day and do nothing and rule

good plan

Each day for lunch I would have golden ice cream

what would that taste like??

At the end of the day, when the school bell rang, I would play on the school playground

even as the quing of first grade youre still six-

4 New School Rules I Would Make Are:

1. Talk in your teachers fase when you want to talk.

rude-

2. Steel mony from your teacher every bay.

i just lost brain cells

3. No super heoros aloud.

id just like to add that i wrote this so that i could be the only super hero

i really liked marvel as a kid (and i still do ofc)

4. Eat peanut butter. 

baby rory you do know that youre not aloud to eat peanut butter at school to protect kids with allergies, right..? like its not just for no reason-