You know that moment where you get a good prompt...

And you make a crackfic?  Now, enjoy!

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"Xisumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

"What is it?" the redstoner looked up from the button practice station. He turned to the couch, plopping down next to Iskall.

"X, I'm tired as heck."

"What color is the button now, anyways?"

Iskall looked up tiredly. Their eye went wide as they shot up from their seat. "It's green! I gotta get it!"

Iskall ran out of the club area, slamming the door behind them. They ran up, back to the gray button. They looked around, nobody but X in sight. Then-

"IIIIIISSSSSKKAAALLLLLLLLLLL!" A figure dropped on Iskall's head.

"Grian, no!"

The short man laughed, leaning from Iskall's shoulders to press the button. As he did, another figure looked over the edge of the machine. "Scar! Don't you da-" The wizard jumped. Onto Iskall and Grian.

Iskall opened their eye to Scar reaching for the button. "No!" Scar looked behind him, just in time for Iskall to pick the tall man up. They grabbed Grian under their right arm, Scar on their shoulder. "Who's next?"

Another figure dropped from the sky, white robe contrasting with the dark bedrock. He laughed, running towards the button. "NO!"

Iskall ran up to Cub, grabbing him to his other shoulder. Scar looked over, grinning at the dumbfounded pharaoh.

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Soon, a small pile of hermits sat in the green waiting room. Scar was playing Green UNO with Cub and Grian, X having pulled out all the reds, blues, and yellows.

Xisuma, with some time to himself, started taking a nap on the couch. The shenanigans going on outside? We're honestly pretty glad he didn't notice.

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"GET THEM!" False jumped on Iskall from behind, catching them off guard. Joe and Ren ran from a nearby Nether Portal, a mob of dogs behind them.

Iskall screamed like a little girl.

"The dogs won't hurt you!" Joe called. "They're just for effect!"

Ren wore a fake look of disgust. "Oh, I'm just for effect?"

Joe stopped running. "No- wait, yes, Mr. Rendog."

"Is a hill important to nature, Joe?"

"Well, as Jane Austin once said, 'To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon the verdant green hills is the most perfect refreshment'. So I guess so."

Iskall laughed. The two turned to look at them, holding False under their arm. She was thrashing about, though they didn't seem to mind. "Do you fully understand that quote, Joe?" they laughed. Joe shook his head no. "It means that watching you; green Mr. Hills, and Mr. sky blue glasses Rendog, was funny. Do you want to see a trick?"

Ren smiled.. "Uh, yeah! That quote analyzation, though."

Joe nodded in agreement. "Truly amazing, my friend. Now, the trick?"

Iskall moved False to their shoulder. They picked up Ren, putting him under their left arm. They picked up Joe next, placing him on their other shoulder. They stood there, silent, then...

With a swift movement, Iskall threw the three in the air, catching them in his arms.

"ISKALL!" False screamed.

"My goodness," Joe exclaimed.

Ren laughed.

At this point, Cub, Scar, and Grian had smashed up against the glass of the waiting room. This would be good. Grian stepped back, waking Xisuma up to watch. You could see his eyes widen behind his helmet, running outside.

Iskall smiled, grabbing X and throwing him on.

The bee screamed, trying to jump off.

Iskall looked over at the window, Cub Scar, and Grian all giving them the double thumbs-up.

They grinned. "Hey, do you guys want another trick?"

"Sure! Just GET ME DOWN!" X yelled.

Iskall straightened their back. "Okay then," And with that, they chucked the quartet into the distance. As they flew out of the spectators' vision, Iskall promptly walked into the waiting room and sat down, not minding their friends' screaming.

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Now have a great day/night, snakies! New chapter coming soon!