Yup. It's "the' talk. 

If you're a boy, in all  honesty leave. If you're girl and feel awkward about what I am about to talk about (yes, you guessed it) then I will be honest, you have a problem. There's nothing to be awkward about because we're all girls. 

Yes, I am going to talk about Periods and how they affect writers like me and you (if you're a girl). 

Let me get it out that I hate periods

Let me get it straight: I hate being a girl. 

No, this does not mean I will get a sex transfer or anything. It's just a fact.

I can never write whilst on my period. Because I get VERY emotional. Like, if I were to write while I was on my period a whole war would go on full of anger and annoyance and sad, terrible deaths that make you cry. 

I have written on my period before; which amounted to Willow being depressed. (Yes, the first chapter of Willow's Fate was written while I was on my period, I'll rewrite it later). The first time I wrote on my period, I killed Cirestain. Yeah, that WASN'T supposed to happen WL readers, I was on my period, I was angry, so I killed him. When my period was done, I reread it and was like "What the heck?" Lol, being a writer on your period is like being drunk, you don't really know what you're doing. 

Oh! And did I forget to mention that when I was writing on my period, I burned all of RiverPlain (the main characters' home) down? Yeah, that's how bad it is with me. Depression, burning of homes and death.

It's sucky. 

So, every month I have to lose a week worth's of work because I am a girl. 

EVERY. FRICKIN. MONTH. I have to lose a week of work. 

Do you know how many things I could accomplish in a week!?

Yeah that's right. My ranting is done.