I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Another story of my life right there, lol. 

How many times have I missed deadlines? I stopped counting when I reached the hundreds. 

Amazon Writing Competition, just whooshed by me and I was too stupid to stop it. 

Wattpad Prize 2014, forgot to post the edited version of WL before entering and before I realized it, whoosh it was gone. 

Scribophile Premium Membership Giveaway, look at it fly by while I slap Willow in the face repeatedly for being so stupid. 

Seriously, deadlines hate me. I blame Willow. (Then again, I blame Willow for everything these days XD)