Ultra Magnus was alarmed when he heard a scream on the other side of the bunker. He identified the scream as either Bulkhead's or Miko's, as it was high pitched. He started to walk toward the screams, getting louder as he broke into a sprint, but he slowed when he heard a familiar tune coming from a nearby room. He wasn't surprised when he found that the room was also the source of the screaming. 

He opened the door to find Wheeljack dancing like one of Earth's creatures, he believed it was called a parrot. Miko was in a corner, screaming in terror as a computer blasted a sweet-sounding song. "Wheeljack, what in the name of the Allspark are you doing?" Ultra Magnus growled.

"What do you think he's doing?!" Miko shouted. "He's trying to infect me with this scrap!"

"Aw, what's wrong with the song, Miko?" Wheeljack teased. "Thought you liked this song!"

"IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN ENGLISH!" Miko blurted. "TH' PARROT MEME IS NOT IN ENGLISH!"

Magnus sighed, "If you continue, would you mind keeping it down?"

"Sure, Mags," Wheeljack replied nonchalantly.

"Wheeljack, please do not call me 'Mags.'" Magnus said as his faceplate formed a scowl.

"Will do... Mags," Both he and Miko exploded with giggles, the song still playing in the background.

Ultra Magnus groaned and took him and his tired pedes outside of the room. He was met with a bulky green bot, trying to get inside. "Greetings, soldier."

"Hi, Ultra Magnus," Bulkhead said. "What was goin' on in there?"

"Oh, the usual. Wheeljack and Miko being childish," He cringed as he heard a loud clang.

"I'm okay!" Wheeljack's voice was muffled.

"Could you please keep an optic on them?" Magnus asked.

"Will do, sir," Bulkhead answered and headed inside, followed by some happy greetings. 

"They might be idiots," Ultra Magnus muttered as he walked away. "But, they're my idiots."

Author's Note:  Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed. I know I should be working on "A Sunny Day" but I came up with a draft for this in class and could not resist. I want to make this a series, and maybe Wheeljack might even open up an ask blog! So, you'll be guarenteed some silly shenanigans. That's all for now. See you all later!