((I haven't done this one yet I think....))

Would you rather....

Have your friend gossip about you behind your back? (You'd be right there.)

Or...

Gossip about your fried behind their back? (They'd be able to hear you....)

((And if you don't have friends, then use your internet friends. and if you don't have internet friends then you're lying because you have me! I'll be your friend! :D))

((No invisible option.))