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❝ 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁, 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲. ❞

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𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 has been added to the chat by 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
not to be rude but uH
louis what am i doing here

𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲
i'm being bullied to add you here

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
whose??? bullying???? you????

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿
me, i'm bullying him

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
im going to cry who are YOU

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿
cora i'm hurt :(
but hi, it's millie!

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁
i'm also helping bullying lou
this is ramona btw, aye

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
oh okay, that makes more sense lol

𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲
im being attacked and it isn't even tea time yet

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
oh y'all are british BRITISH huh?

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿
we sure are, cora!

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁
omg cora do u hate tea too??

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
Y E A H
it's just not my vibe man
coffee just hits different

𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲
my respect for you cora went down

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
ur opinion mean nothing to me, louis

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁
yeah LOUIS shut the fuCK UP

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿
there's a lot of hostility going on rn

𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲
w o w i'm wounded

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
louis, sweatheart-
i will take ur fuckin kneecaps
don't test me

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿
omg she really does threaten ur kneecaps?
i love it

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
omg millie thx u

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁
bruh can you imagine if you had no kneecaps?

𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲
how the hell would you walk?

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
obviously u flop around like a fish
or roll around like a log

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿
i think rolling around like a log would be fun

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁
i think it's better when you're going down a hill

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
omg can we... go roll down hills?
is that??? allowed???

𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲
in the countryside we could
it would be impossible to do that in london

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁
OMG WE COULD ALL GO ON A PICNIC

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
FUCK YEAH LET'S ALL GO ON A COTTAGECORE DATE

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿
i'm 100% down for this

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁
omg a cottagecore double date?
let's do it my dudes

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
lol wtf do u mean "double date" mona?

𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲
yeah uhhhh??

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁
wow y'all really.... huh

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿
mona, love, let them live in an ignorant bliss

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
y'all weird & suspicious

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁
that's the plan babbbyyy

𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲
lol okay

𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁
wack

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿
yeah okay anywaaaayyyyyyss....

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author's note.

lol when mona & millie ship louzon but louzon are kinda dumb abt it