They arrived at the castle. It was made of many grey stones. There were many towers too, standing on top.

      Suddenly a green dragon appeared, spewing fire out of its nose. Julia swung her sword and the dragon fell down.

      "I defeated the dragon!" Julia began to dance around the dragon. "Cash me ousside, huh? How bow dah?"

      The prince ran over to Julia, very slowly in slow motion, and Julia ran back at him in slow motion. It took a while, but eventually they hugged one another and when they stepped back from their embrace Julia had a massive swolllen belly.

      "Oh," Julia said as she lay a hand on her mouth. "I am pregnant!"

      Ten minutes later they strolled down the isle and said their vows. But Daniel's mother was not pleased.

      The woman was fat, with chubby arms and legs and neck and belly and her other necks too, and marched all huffing and puffing towards the couple at the altar.

     "My boy will not marry a girl who is not a virgin!" She took out a sword shaped bacon from her pocket and stabbed them both to death. Then she cut open Julia's belly and took out the baby.

      "A boy, good. A second chance. This time I'll make sure you will marry a good girl and no slut," she said to the baby.

     While nibbling on the bacon-sword, she gave the boy his bottle and they lived a happily ever after.