The next day, Julia had two black eyes. They woke up and their tongues started wrestling, punching one another violently. Julia shoved her tongue deep inside his throat until he gagged,

"I won."

"Oh, no you didn't!" Daniel stuck out his tongue and slipped it inside Julia's eyes, and he tongue-punched her eyeball until it fell out, bouncing as it went along the pavement.

Julia giggled while catching the blood pouring down her empty eyesocket. "Oh, Daniel, you're so silly." And she put on her eyepatch she conveniently always carried around.

And they rode off because they still had a prophecy to fulfill.