As the months passed by, Madelyn grew more and more unhappy. She was tired of picking fleas and did not like banging an animal.

And so she ran away. She tied her most valuable possessions in a brown sack and tied this on a stick, laid it over her shoulder and disappeared into the forest.

Fido watched her go. Good riddance, he thought as he chewed on a bone, and became even more happy.

For days she wandered around, lost and afraid, until a pale young man came onto her path. He had red eyes and his corner-teeth were all pointy. And he was handsome even though she could tell that he had no sixpack, which was a downer because Madelyn had become thirsty again. Thirsty to suck on nipples.

"Hello, there," Madelyn said to the stranger. "Can you help me? I am lost."

"I'll help you if you help me," he said, and flew in front of her. Madelyn blinked in bewilderment. "See, I am a vampire with great powers, but I need blood to live. If you let me suck you, then I will help you find your way."

"O-oh," Madelyn said with a gasp. "W-well, okay I suppose. Go ahead, suck me." Right before he dug his teeth inside her neck, she stepped back. "But wait! You haven't told me your name yet. What would they think of me if I would let a stranger suck me?"

"Warren," he said, and gobbled down the blood from her neck.

Madelyn moaned. It felt so good. She slid her arms underneath her shirt and began squeezing her nipples. "Suck me harder, vampire!"