WARNING: I have not watched Supernatural before writing this. All my knowledge of the characters is based off stuff I've seen here and rants from my friends. I'm sorry if I get something wrong with is why I put Super in brackets. I didn't want to do two different fanfics, one for after I watched Supernatural and before so here's the Worst Superwholock Fanfic on Wattpad.

*insert pun on Weeping Angels and Moriarty and demons*
A short Superwholock fanfic by _JohnlockAndDestiel5ever_

Once upon a time Doctor Who was traveling with Amy and Rory and OOPS Amy was Scottish and spilled tea all over the console. The TARDIS crashed in the front of 221B Baker Street. People shrugged at the smoking heap of blue and continued walking their poodles.

Jawn and Sherly-Wirly-Pudding-Pie came out to assess the damage. The Doctor, Amy, and Rory climbed out of the wreckage, somehow unharmed.

"Omg ur an alien and ur the Doctor I've hacked into mah bro's files and I know bout you," Sher-lock-and-key said.

"How'd u know that I want a lawyer and fish sticks w/ custard!" Doctor Who yelled.

"I'm psychic- I mean I DEDUCTED IT!"

"SHERLOCK,"  Hedgehog Boy yelled because his only purpose here is to scold Sherlock.

Suddenly River appeared. "Hello, Sweetie."

She violently grabbed the Doctor Who and started kissing him.

"Why are you kissing meh?" He asked.

"SPOILERS!" River yelled because all she does is sit around in inappropriate clothing, kiss the doctor, and randomly say "spoilers" and "hello sweetie".

"Hey we gonna shoot YA!" A guy with light brown hair said pointing a gun at the DoctorWho.

"OMG I HATE GUNS AND VIOLENCE!" Doctor Who yelled, turning rabid and waving his sonic screwdriver at these two brothers that had appeared out of nowhere. The guns sparked and clattered to the ground but they pulled out new ones from God-knows-where.

"Im Dean and this is Sam and tell us who da hell you are before we shooot you," the guy said. The Doctor Who backhanded him and took the gun out of his hands.

"Let's talk this out, man," he said. "There has to be a reason that we're all here!"

"SPOILERS!" River yelled. Doctor Who looked over at her.

"Yes, thank you River."

"I've deducted that you two had a terrible dad and go hunting for things and used to be wanted by the FBI," Sherly-kins announced.

Sam glared at him. "Maybe we did maybe we didn't."

Shersassy snapped his fingers in a z-formation. "My deductions are never wrong."

"SHERLOCK!" Jawn yelled again.

"Yes Jawn my love?"

"We're OUT. OF. JAM!" He ran rabid around London. "I NEEEED JAAAAAM!"

"You!" Sheryl pointed to Pie Guy. "Find the love of my life some jam and a jumper and I'll think about not insulting your face."

Dean did a duckface. "No way. Heck to the no. I ain't yo servant!"

Suddenly there was a blinding white nuclear explosion of light and Jawn evaporated into hedgehog flavored jam. There stood a stoic guy in a tan trench coat.

"My name is Castiel and I am an angel and I do not understand that reference," Cas said in a voice that sounded similar to Siri.

"Cas!" Dean yelled.

"Dean!" Cas replied with no enthusiasm in his monotone voice but a smile. They embraced and Sherlockers began to cry because it reminded him of himself and Hedgehog Boy because Mary doesn't exist in this universe (*Snape voice* obviously).

"YOU KILLED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!" SherLover yelled.

"I am sorry," Cas replied. "I did not understand your request. Did you mean: you killed John?"

"Yeah!"

"I am sorry. I did not get a response."

"I SAID YES YOU KILLED JOHN!"

"I am sorry. I will resurrect him."

Then John was resurrected because Castiel can just do that whenever now.

Then Moriarty appeared with a girl that had really pretty dark hair and Aqua-turquoise-Percy's-Birthday-cake-blue orbs.

"Omg it's my sister," Jawn said.

"Harriet?"

"No the other one."

"SPOILERS!" River yelled.

"River, sweetie," DoctorWho said slowly. "Why don't you go play with your dolls."

Sherlancelot pushed Jawn back into the pit so he could see his sister. "Omg she's beautiful."

"My names Kylie Watson and the numbers of pi are 3.1415963..." She continued on, rattling off numbers. Dean stared at her.

"I love her."

"You just love her because she said pie," Cas replied, monotonously jealous.

"PIE!"

"Exactly."

"No," Sam said, stepping foward, his long hair blowing in the wind dramatically. "I love her."

"Actually I'm pretty sure I love her," Rory said before Amy hit him with her bagpipes.

"I will stuff haggis down your throat."

"Oh and I'm also a super cool and powerful demon from the planet Gallefrey," Kylie said, her eyes turning rainbow.

"Aren't they suppose to be black?" Dean asked.

Kylie sniffed. "Yeah I'm sure YOU'D know if demon eyes are suppose to be black." Dean stopped loving her and started making out with Cas monotonously.

Then The Master appeared.

"BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS I AM THE ALL MIGHTY and oh my Gallafrey Doctor I love you."

"I love you 5ever!" Doctor replied and they embraced.

"I got out of the parallel universe!" Rose yelled, coming up to the Professor Who with the Metacrisis Guy.

Then Gerald Lestrande and Anderson came around in a police car with their poodle to check out the blue wreckage but mostly just so Sherry can harass them.

Suddenly because whatever remains no matter how wibbly wobbly timey whimey cherry pie must be the truth Captain Jack, Donna, Clara, Martha, Nine, Ten, and Lynda With a Y all appeared.

And Mrs. Hudson because she was in more than one episode of Sherlock therefore important.

Actually everyone in Sherlock except Mary because Johnlock is a cannon.

Oh and Bobby, John, Mary, Adam, Gabriel, Ruby, Meg, Misha Collins, Jensen, Jared, Matt Smith, Vashta Nerada, a Weeping Angel, David Tennant, Christopher Eccleston, Martin Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch and a Tin Can named Dalek but they're not important.

"Bagpipes, Loch, kilt, tea," Amy said, attempting to break the awkward silence.

"RAINBOWS!" Kylie yelled, taking over the world. Cas hit her in the head with a frying pan and she died.

"I wanted to hit her," Sherpunzel whined. A Weeping Angel bit his head off and he died. Then he was resurrected because Casiri has that power.

Dean shot the Weeping Angel and ate pie while Sam grabbed the 1983 Impala and pulled it around. He and Cas got in the backseat while it was blasting "Carry On My Wayward Son".

"Later losers," he said before throwing a handful of salt in the air that spelled out 'Just Married' while he and Cas drove off into the sunset... With Sam as their chauffeur.

"Well," the Professor said, getting into his newly repaired TARDISC (which obviously stands for Time Association Radical Directly Inversed Super (Cool)). "I'll be back."

Sher-Likes-John and Jawn went back to 221B.

All of the other characters just shrugged and went on with their lives like nothing happened.

The actors, on the other hand, were still confused.

"Well what the bleeding hell are we doing here?" David asked.

"Don't look at me," Martin muttered. Jensen and Jared also offered just shrugs.

"Maybe we're in the same universe as our characters?" Benedict asked. They paused for a moment, then burst out laughing.

Matt wiped a tear from his eye. "Say, you in the snazzy trenchcoat. I like your outfit. Where'd you get it?"

"Oh this?" Misha asked. "It's my vessel. His names Jimmy."

They paused again before laughing. But they went there separate ways and soon one person was left.

Kylie Watson.

She cried, gold tears coming out of her rainbow demon eyes. "I just wanted to be a cliche Mary Sue!" She sobbed. "Is that too much to ask? To be perfect?"

"Hush," a disembodied voice said. Kylie looked up.

"God is that you?" She asked. The voice snorted.

"No, I'm not Dean's father in law. My names Kat. And your wish will be granted. But before you are taken to the finale, your services are needed in a different fanfiction." A swirling vortex brought her too-

Before the narrator could finish the scentence, a girl appeared. It was the one with the flying shoes from Harry Potter. The disembodied voice with Jess and Nikki from Once Upon A Time. The one with the black bandanna from Mauradors.   The one constantly breaking the forth wall for entertainment.

She had her bronze hair and bandanna and flying shoes and 'I Solemnly Swear I'm Up to No Good' sweater. She had an evil grin on as she looked directly at the audience. When she spoke, it was the disembodied voice from this very fanfiction.

"Sorry," she smirked. "Spoilers."

And her eyes were pure black.