Thought you could skate by that easily?

*evil laugh*

This one has a bit of a throwback... You're welcome.

Updated this as quickly as possible since you were so nice about cleaning up the comments.

Hugs, kisses, bowties, geniuses, cliches, salt, swords, spells and poison apples,

Kat Loss, Ninjagirl13

Hiiii! My name is Luna Hunter and here's my next big adventure!

So, like, the gods decided us demigods are, like, waaay too much work. So they decided to send us away to Goode High or Demigod High because no other high school in the world exists (seriously, it's crowded here).

"Omg!" Tamy said upon entering the magnificent, marvelous, majestic, 4-story, eggshell, Greek-Modern-Rustic style mansion with a Stranko security system and fifty butlers and chefs and maids and a TARDIS. We each had our own bedrooms and living rooms and movie theater and kitchen and kissing booth, and swimming pool and rec room and archery rang and library (but we never use it because PSH books) and floor-to-ceiling case of Disney movies and a roller coaster in the back yard.

*spends q93458y-345873458374594548575819436789631546846874689546894652410854681170769 hours describing every room in the house*

Anyway today is our first day at school.

Percy and Annabeth got in a blue Honda civic with a fully automated driver.

Piper and Jason got in matching pink and purple sports cars with unicorns and bricks on them.

Leo and Thalia got in a black '67 Chevy Impala with their shades on and flipped us off.

Frank and Hazel got a modern, regular colored minivan with bumper stickers on it.

Will and Nico got in a pitch black Batmobile and came to school late with their hair messed up.

"Omigod you guys!" This blonde cheerleader screamed, smiling, "I'm Kimmy Cliche Brittany Steph El Woods." She winked at Percy then shoved him against a locker to kiss him and then this guy did the same thing to Annabeth because there is always a couple that tries to break up Percabeth. DUH!

"Guy's it's time for Ancient Greek class!" Piper yelled even though no such class is offered in highschools. "Stop kissing already."

Then Annabeth snapped her guy's neck and kneed him in the not so pleasant place before walking away. He got up and glared at her before grabbing Kimmy K or whatever her face was and making out with her. We left the two teenagers in the hallways to congregate while we went to our class which we all had together even though we're not all the same age.

It was taught by this guy that I'm not really going to describe and we're in a class with a scary emo girl (she's obviously emo because she wears black), a guy that looked like a professor and a girl with red streaks in her hair.

"Can anyone tell me who the god of water is?" the teacher asked. Percy would've answered but he was too busy playing with his graham crackers and goldfish so the girl with red hair streaks answered anyway.

"Uh... DUUR is it Thor?"

"No you imbecile," Annasassy snapped, "it's Poseidon."

The girl whipped out an ivory stick and threw it at Annabeth. It transformed into a snake and bit her head off. The ivory stick turned back into a stick and the girl caught it again. Professor Guy sighed.

"Sadie. That's the third time in a week."

"But she snapped at me!"

"That's what people DO!" Carter (omg I suddenly know his name) replied in a Moriarty voice. Sadie threw the stick at him and he died but she resurrected him because she kinda felt bad (plus Amos would ground her if she brought her brother back from school decapitated again).

"ARE YOU DEMIGODS?" Jason asked in a thundering Superman voice. He suddenly was wearing blue tights and a cape that fluttered behind him. Sadie gasped.

"THOR!"

Jason frowned and the wind died down. "No, come on. I'm not Thor," he whined.

((A/N: What am I even writing anymore))

"WELL WE'RE HOSTS TO EGYPTIAN GODS!" Sadie yelled because the author wants to move the story along from Wanna-Be-Superman.

"Hosts?" Ditsy Piper asked, "Like... heartworm or something?"

"I AM NOT A HEARTWORM PEASANT!" Anubis came out of nowhere and smitted Piper.

"WE'RE NOT WORTHY!" Hazel yelled, bowing down. I spontaneously turned into a Swiss Army Knife at his hotness. He reminded me so much of Nico who I kinda broke up with but it's kinda ok because he kinda liked Will but now I think he kinda likes Anubis which is kinda not okay cuz I kinda like Anubis.

"Mine," Sadie hissed, jumping on Anubis.

Then I fainted.

When I woke up we were back at Nome 41 or something which I magically knew was a Nome and Percy and Carter had switched bodies because the gods wanted them to. WHEW! A lot happens when you faint in a fanfiction! Suddenly a familiar girl with black wavy hair and an eyepatch descended from the sky with an albino crocodile.

"Meg?" I asked incredulously, "I thought you died."

"I was... resurrected," she replied. "Now I host Nephyths because that's the only other Egyptian goddess mentioned in the series besides Isis and Bast and fanfiction authors are too lazy to do their homework."

"Ugh now I have to kill you again," I sighed.

"What are you talking about I did all the killing," Nico snapped.

"Actually it was Piper," Frank said helpfully. I glared at him for correcting my bae and he dissipated from the story. Then Felix came in with an army of penguins as well as Walt who started kissing Sadie. Yes! That meant Anubis was free!

"Now what?" I asked. Leo came out with maracas and a mustache.

"NOW!" He yelled, shaking the maracas, "we dance!"

"No," Carter/Percy corrected, now I duel him. Percy/Carter was staring at the ceiling. He looked at Percy.

"Huh?" Carter asked.

"I SAID I DUEL YOU!" Percy screamed.

"Why?" Annie asked.

"BECAUSE HE'S SUPPOSE TO IN A CROSSOVER FANFICTION GOD ANNABETH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS, LIVING UNDER A ROCK?" Nico yelled.Will slapped him.

Then everyone else was eaten by Felix's penguins (including Felix) besides me, Meg, Percy, Carter, Nico and- no that's about it. Oh and Tamy but she's been really quiet ever since she found out what really goes on in the Aphrodite cabin during campfire...

I looked at Meg as Percy and Carter were doing epic dueling because the author can't decide between over describing the fight or describing me and Meg talking.

"Why do you wanna kill me again?"

"Oh trust me, you're not special enough for me to come back from the afterlife. I was having a perfectly good time with this really cool guy name Rory and his girlfriend Amy who recently died and then PLLLOOOOSH I get thrown back here. I was enjoying the pina coladas they served, ever think about that?" She said, glaring at the sky as she spoke the last part.

Oh and then Percy almost killed Carter but it was actually Horus possessing him so then we went on a quest to go retrieve the golden orbs of Flower Potter (an ancient legend about one of the most revered cliches ever) and Meg came too mostly because I drugged her and stuffed her in my trunk. Oh and Sadie, Walt, and Carter came to live with us in our mansion.

But as we were nearing the alleged sight of the mystical orbs of Flower Potter...

"I'm bOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOred," Percy complained in one breath. "Can we sing wheels on the bus again?"

"NO!" Everyone yelled. Suddenly there was a small alcove in the rock where we found... two disgusting pickled gold eyeballs.

"I thought they were literally made of gold," Sadie frowned. We all headed back down the mountain, grumbling about what a waste of time that is when a magical swirling vortex appeared. Meg , Tamy, and Luna were all sucked in...

"WAIT!" Meg yelled, flailing, "I'm not cliche!"

Oh right. My bad. Oops.

LUNA AND TAMY WERE ALL SUCKED INTO THE MAGICAL SWIRLING VORTEX!

But that was not the last we'd see of them...

So this is the order for the rest of the book:

1. Worst Chaos Fanfic on Wattpad

2. Worst Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Rip-Off on Wattpad

3. Worst 'Adopted by' Fanfic on Wattpad

4. Worst Merlin Fanfic on Wattpad

5. Worst Percy Jackson Hunger Games Fanfic on Wattpad

6. Worst Leverage and Librarians Fanfic on Wattpad ((Which is all of them))

7. Worst Sherlock Fanfic on Wattpad

8. Worst Mass One Direction Crossover on Wattpad

9. Worst Peter Pan OUAT Fanfic on Wattpad

10. Worst Harry Potter and PJO Crossover on Wattpad

11. Worst Percy Jackson and Avengers Crossover on Wattpad

12. The Worst OTP Oneshots on Wattpad Part 1 (May take a while)

13. The Worst OTP Oneshots on Wattpad Part 2

14. The Worst Multi-Fandom Chatroom Story on Wattpad (May take a while)

15. The Worst Fanfictions on Wattpad Finale (o.o what does Kat have planned?)

Don't worry, there's PLENTY of cliche to go but for now, I'm setting up a section for you to comment on a OTP oneshot you'd like me to do.

Note: I am not doing Youtubers, Divergent, or Hunger Games. Please stop requesting these three fandoms.