World Domination 

your.hope.and.sunshine 

GUYS DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 

bts_rm

NO STFU HOSEOK 

lalalalisa_m

HOBI OPPA TELL US 

jimin_park

NO YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW

your.hope.and.sunshine 

Today has been a really weird day for Bangtan

worldwide_handsome_jin

And by Bangtan he means Jimin, Namjoon and Yoongi.

jennierubyjane

WHAT HAPPENED 

minsuga.genius 

ONE WORD JUNG HOSEOK AND I AM GONNA KILL YOU 

sooyaaa_

HOSEOKIE IF YOU THINK OF US AS YOUR FRIENDS THEN TELL US

your.hope.and.sunshine

minsuga.genius

JUNG HOSEOK

your.hope.and.sunshine

YOU SAID AND I QUOTE "ONE WORD" BUT I SENT PICTURES SO YOU CANNOT KILL ME

jennierubyjane 

PINK HAIR YOONGI????? HAHAHAHA THANK YOU OPPA, KEEPING THIS FOREVER FOR BLACKMAIL PURPOSES 

lalalalisa_m

Wait I don't understand- are you guys having a comeback? Is that why you dyed your hair?

minsuga.genius

NO! SOMEONE POURED THE PINK DYE IN MY SHAMPOO AHHHHHHHHHH

jennierubyjane 

LMAO

worldwide_handsome_jin

Now he'll keep throwing a tantrum till it fades away.

sooyaaa_

Wait- isn't that Namjoon's bike? Whatever happened to its paddles lol?

bts_rm

SOMEONE TOOK THEM OUT 

lalalalisa_m

HAHAHAHAHAHA 

bts_rm

IT IS NOT FUNNY YOU ANNOYING WOMAN I LOVE MY BICYCLE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD 

sooyaaa_

LISA! BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE 

lalalalisa_m 

You yourself wrote 'lol' in your previous text but go off I guess.

jennierubyjane 

And who's car is that?

jimin_park

MINE

jennierubyjane 

Well it surely got one heck of a makeover.

jimin_park

IT IS COVERED WITH NEON STICKY NOTES FFS!!

sooyaaa_

I think it's kinda cute 

worldwide_handsome_jin 

Me too

your.hope.and.sunshine 

Me three

jimin_park 

Y'all can't be real right now.

lalalalisa_m 

Whoever did this to you guys? Seems like a prank to me.

worldwide_handsome_jin 

Or it could be bad luck. I mean not everyone is as lucky as me right? 

jimin_park 

Lucky as you? Pardon me?

worldwide_handsome_jin 

I Mean out of thousands of men I was chosen as the one with the most perfect face sooo

bts_rm

Stop. Stop right there.

minsuga.genius 

GUYS I WAS SITTING IN THE BALCONY AND A CAT JUST CAME AND POOPED ON ME

your.hope.and.sunshine 

WHAT

lalalalisa_m 

Awww that's so cute 🥺

sooyaaa_

Lisa seriously shut up

bts_rm

DID ANYONE AMONG YOU SWITCH THE SUGAR AND SALT JARS???????

worldwide_handsome_jin 

What do you mean 

bts_rm

YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE COFFEE AND STILL DID THIS!!!???? I AM GONNA KILL YOU ALL

jennierubyjane 

This is the first time I'm seeing him so angry 

your.hope.and.sunshine 

I can literally see fire coming out from his ears.  Trust me.

roses_are_rosie

HELLO GUYS!!!!!! SUP???

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I'm back lmao.

I had exams for the past two weeks and they exhausted the hell out of me so this chapter might be shitty but my books are my comfort place. That's why I really wanted to write something. 

I'll try to make the update better next time :)

And Happy Birthday to V Aka Kim Taehyung, our winter bear. He's the finest man I know and his songs are literally so comforting 💜