"Howdy."

I shrieked and turned around at the sarcastic southern accent. Maybe it's just me, but I've been unusually skittish lately. I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw plain green eyes, not violet. The short boy snickered.

"Golly, no need to get so surprised." I observed him closer. He was short, with Draco Malfoy hair and moss-colored eyes.  I recognized him as Archer. I sighed.

I didn't really like him.

"Anyways, perfect-boy wants to speak with you." He grinned. I was confused.

"Who's perfect-boy, you?" Saying that was a mistake. His laugh was high pitched, and extremely disturbing.

"Big boss guy?"

"Arrogant, mean boy?" Aha.

"You could've just said Morro."

"Golllllllyyyyyyyy, looks like someone's got a crussssshhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

How absurd.

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Morro's POV

"I told you, just kill the girl."

"Em, she could be useful." Arguing with the Queen was outlawed, but...

"Do not call me that."

"How about we just ask her opinion, your majesty?" I said the last two words sarcastically.

Em - er, Her Majesty, started laughing her Alexa laugh that I programmed into her. "Morro darling, do you think
ssshe would vote for her own death?"

I wasn't sure, but if it would save the world, I suppose she would. I did, it was just my rotten luck that got me resurrected.

Two times!!!

"Unfortunately, it's too late for her vote. I've already sssent the darling Archer and Tara to deal with her."

I internally screamed.

"B-but, your majesty!"

"No buts."

She dismissed me with a wave of her hand.
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I walked alongside Archer cautiously. He's only 14, but he's someone to be careful around, especially if you're a woman. To my surprise, he laughed suddenly and looked at me.

"Idiot."

Everything was black.

Beep. Beep. Beep.
"I don't wanna go to schoollll, mumm!

"Shut up and drink your latte."

The strangeness of this remark made me wake up. Morro was glaring at me, but he had a self satisfied air about him.

"You're awake at last. I healed you all by myself, no thanks needed!" I stayed silent.

"Aren't you going to thank me?"

And that was when my pillow hit him in the face.