Cause scenarios help me with my drabbles okay

I won't do the 1P!Italian bros because I've done enough so lemme do other people

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1P!Nations

Ludwig

"Honestly, how does Feliciano keep up with you?"

"Wait, are you jealous?~"

"N-no!"

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"You remind me of mein bruder."

"WHY!? CAUSE I'M AWESOME!?"

*sigh* "Whatever."

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"LUDWIG I'M WARNING YOU! WHENEVER I SQUEAK ON MY CLARINET, A DOG DIES!"

"NEIN! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT!"

"DO YOU REALLY WANT ONE OF YOUR DOGS DEAD!?"

Gilbert

"I'm awesome."

"No, I'm awesome! More awesome than you!"

"Bitch, there's no 'you' in awesome, but there is a me."

*FUCKIN AIR HORNS AND S C R E E C H I N G*

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"Hello again there, Thaovy. I am more awesome than you, and you are less awesome than me."

"At least there's something else we have something in common. We're both not countries."

"Alrightthereyoupieceofshit."

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"Truce?"

"Truce."

Roderich

"I shall force you to continue to play piano."

"I'M QUITTING PIANO TO FOCUS MORE ON MY CLARINET!"

"Nein."

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"So you play piano, right?"

"Correct."

"Soooo, does that mean you're a penist!?"

*stops playing* *face slams onto piano* *faded laughter*

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"You play another instrument? What is it?"

"Yeah! I can also play the clarinet! Wanna hear a tune from it?"

"Yes, please."

*assembled clarinet* *starts playing Go Big Blue* *face palm*

Elizabeta

"Come on, you've got to try this new makeup!"

"NEIN! I REFUSE TO PUT ON THAT SHIT!"

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*sigh* "I wonder how you can't be ladylike."

"Honestly, I used to question myself that until I've accepted the fact that I grew up to be an asshole."

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"Who are you?"

"I'm you but I can accept the fact that I'm a tomboy and go against the girly stereotypes."

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"Do you hate me?"

"Nah, you're fine. We may have some differences, but we're tied."

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"Wait, so you basically beat up all of Prussia's forces with Roderich on the side!?"

"Yep!"

"That's fucking cool."

Spain

"You are such an ass!"

"Yes, I am!"

*loud gasp*

That's it.

America

"BRO."

"BRO."

"BRRRRROOOOOOOOOO."

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"Dude you gotta put your french fries in the milkshake!"

"Why? It's gonna make it sweet and sal—OOOOOOOOHHHH."

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"Dude are gonna do it?"

"Yeah we are, man."

"LESSSSS GO!"

Britain

"How rude! The news said some black haired tourist girl ran around London, screaming, 'DELETE THE BRITISH!' as loud as she could! I wonder who's that ungrateful fool, running around my city!"

"Oh, that was me."

Imgonnadothatonmyvacationwishmeluck
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"You have to act more proper."

"yOu HaVe To AcT mOrE pRoPeR."

Imsorrynotsorry

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"I don't hate you. I just like to tease you!"

"That's alright."

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"Are you gay or European?"

"E-European!"

"WRONG! YOU'RE GAY BECAUSE YOU LOVE FRANCIS AND YOU LEFT THE EUROPEAN UNION!"

Imkiddingguyscalmdown

Francis

Someone: "Has anyone seen Thaovy?"

"I got this..." *coughs* "EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!"

*blasts door open* "LAFFAYETTE!"

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"Do you love Eyebrows?"

*blushing madly* "N-n-nonsense! You're out of your mind! Of c-course I do not!"

"Your dick says otherwise."

I'd like to say Francis and Arthur both really would deny their sexual and romantic feelings for each other. End of discussion.

Ivan

"Would you like to become my friend?"

*a bit intimidated, but is alright* "Sure!"

*both hug in comfort*

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"Why you is so biiiiiiiiig?"

"Are you saying that I'm fat?"

"I never said that. In fact, you don't look fat at all. Don't be insecure of your body. Be glad that you are you."

"Hmm, I like you!"

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"Thaovy, please calm do—"

"DOES THAT MATTER!? SOMEONE HURT YOU, AND I NEED TO KNOW WHO FUCKING HURT YOU! I WILL KILL THEM!"

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"Sometimes, you act like big sister Natalia."

"So...like a psychopath at times?"

*nods*

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"You got them?"

*nods* "Here's the memes you ordered."

Yao

"CHING CHONG POTATO!"

"Aiyah! I do not sound like that!"

Kiku

"ANIMU!"

"Hai. Anime is good."

"ANIME IS FUCKING LIFE!"

2P!Nations

Luciano

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Fight me."

"I shall."

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*will fight for nearly an hour*

Flavio

"I think—"

"I think not, asshole."

Romeo

"Hey."

"Hey."

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*both will sit around watching nothing but tv*

Allen

"Hey~"

"No."

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"So you're saying you whack people with this?"

"Yeah. Why? Are you going to tell?"

"No, this is ingenious! This weapon can help me kill my enemies!"

Matt

"So you're the Canadian that breaks stereotypes?"

"Mmmhm."

"That's cool."

Oliver

"Would you like to try a cupcake of mine's?"

"Do you really want a death wish?"

Francis

"So you must be—"

"No."

Viktor

"Why do you look so dim?"

"I don't know."

Lutz

"What's a little girl like you out in the streets?"

"Um, probably kicking ass more than you can breathe."

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"You act so much like Gilbert but more perverted."

*drunk while stripping*

"...I stand corrected."

Kuro

"So you're the opposite of Kiku, right?"

"Yep."

"You're supposed to be carefree and probably crazy. Kiku has none of those traits!"

"Damn right he doesn't."

"Oh shit."

Klaus

"Why the fuck you have a damn cinnamon roll?"

"H-huh!?"

"You must be protected at all times.

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"Sometimes, I wish I could just die right now."

"Nonononono, you can't die. You are loved. You may not believe that, but I'll make sure you will."

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*puts flower crown on her head* "I-I made it for you. Thank you for c-caring for me even if others don't."

*slight blush* "U-uh, I love it!" *puts flower crown on head* "I made this for you as well! I wanted to appreciate you stay with me as well and getting used to me even though I'm not t-that treated well."

*blushes from both*

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*both wear a "Despite the look on my face you are still talking" shirt to match*

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*has a really close, fluffy friendship. neither think the other of something more than friends*

Roland

"I shall summon a few demons."

"What the fuck, you can do that?"

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*puts on fucking rock metal*

"HOLY SHIT THAT'S LOUD!"

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"Hello, not-so-boring-Thaovy!"

"Why the fuck you gotta be so embarrassing?"

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That's all I can do. BYE