I saw a text pictures of Thug Italy. It's hilarious XD

The whole group starts a conversation between each other, until a Ninja appears.

"Hey, guys! I just came up with a new nickname for Sebby!" she shouts, catching up to them.

"Really?" Sebastian pipes up, hopes built. "What is my nickname~?"

"Seborgasm."

Seborga cringes. Most of the group, not including her mortal friends, stares at the Vietnamese girl in horror, not aware that the thirteen-year-old is not innocent. Romano, however, tumbles into laughter. She innocently smiles.

Sebastian swears to never flirt at Thaovy again.

I swear to APH God this is the best nickname in the world.