You steal from me, I steal from you
We're even now, you say
You pinch my skin, I pinch you back
Now have a lovely day

You step on my toe, I do it to you
But yours was harder than mine
I call you stupid, you call me dumb
Don't worry, everything's fine

You run into me, I shove you away
Old jokes, they always die hard
You lose my ring, I lose your things
Even now, but forever we're scarred

You call me fat, I do the same
Playful banter stains the mind
You pull my hair, I mess yours up
The tension continues to wind

You punch my arm, I slap your face
The bruises soon will fade
You show your finger, I play it off
But the mind will remember for days

You say I'm worthless, I reply in kind
We're even, yet not what we were
You break my gift, I trip your feet
If this is fair, then I'm not so sure

You call me a failure, I say, no you
Behind the school we'll fight
You break my nose, I bloody your lips
But you know what?

Two wrongs don't make a right.