One day a year we gather at a table
We sit and eat and tell great fables
We all buy turkeys to cook and eat
But this thanksgiving we get a special treat

We gather around the table to eat and pray
But the turkey came to life and we're his prey.
Better run people the turkey has a knife if it catches you it'll cook you just right

But poor little Billy he wasn't very fast
The turkey caught him and that was his last
Now the turkeys gather around the table
To get revenge and tell evil fables

Now it was time for the turkey's to feed
Poor little billy was eaten but was dry and dipping sauce was need.
The turkey's slowly dipped him in honey mustard
Within in minutes, he was all gone and they made his bones into custard

They gather again and ate happily
Soon they forgot all about poor little billy
That's end of our thanksgiving story
If you want to live don't kill a turkey

I and my now ex boyfriend wrote this. We was on a field trip and was just bored. Don't judge!! We also wrote Sleep Well. 😂😂