Super insults 😂😄😜😛😝😂😂😂

Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
😜😜😜

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him......
😂😂😂
😝😝😝😝😝😝
..................................

Mother to Son:
Who is Aziz Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
..........................................

A cute excuse:
Teacher- why are you late?
Student- Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student- one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
😂😂😝😜

🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!  😄😃😜😝
👌😂😜😃😄

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink?????
Husband : no

Wife:  Idiot then why are you typing on suitcase
😜😂😝🍻👍

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Yours lovingly,
Halima :)