"Oh my god, I hate my life."

"Why, what happened?"

"My Literature teacher just assigned us the biggest project EVER and we only have a month and a half to do it. We have to read a book, Chanyeol. A whole book."

"...That doesn't sound too bad."

"Not only do we have to read an old book, we have to write two essays, a biography on the author, define 30 different words in the book with their own sentences, design a cover, and create a whole civilization for 'fun.'"

"Okay, that's not cool."

"I know! What does that woman want from me? I'll tell you what. She wants me to fail. She wants me to fail her class and not graduate because without this dumb class, I can't move on in life. Why is the system so unforgiving?"

"But Baekhyun, didn't your teacher assign a project last quarter, too? And the quarter before that?"

"Yes! The first one was beyond worse than the second, but yes. Yes she did, and they were both a hellish nightmare."

"...I remember you saying you got above 100% on the first one. And the second was good, too."

"...Alright, what's your point?"

"I'm just saying you'll probably do great."

"Oh, Chanyeol, I know I will. Literature is my strong point. Not math at all, but I'm good at writing. I'm just dreading the work I'll have to do. And I'll probably wait until the last week to do it."

"Then don't procrastinate."

(A/n: Wow like I do with this book-)

"What?"

"Don't procrastinate."

"No, I heard you. I am just in shock that you said that to me. It's not that easy. I don't know why, but it's nearly impossible for me to do anything ahead of time."

"C'mon, Baek, it's not that hard."

"Says the one who aces all his classes."

"...Okay, I guess you're right. I guess it's impossible for you to not procrastinate."

"Good to see you're finally getting it."

"Which is why I've taken it upon myself to assist you."

"Exactly-wait what?"

"Let's see the project. We're gonna get this done over the weekend."

"But Chanyeol, I got that project a month and a half ago."

"And?"

"So it isn't something you can get done in three days."

"Right again. But we can do it together."

"Why are you so optimistic?"

"It's in my nature. Now let's get started."

"We have to read the book first. Can you read a 300 page novel full of old vocabulary words in a day?"

"Hm. Okay I'm going to be real with you. If we're going to finish this thing, we'll have to skim the book and then read the cliffnotes online."

"Chanyeol! I didn't know you were a cheater."

"It's not called cheating. It's called taking a shortcut."

"Alright, I like it."

"So after that, we can start the actual assignment. Ready? Go."

~~~~~

"...I'm dying."

"It's only been a couple hours."

"I'm hungry."

"..."

"Chanyeol can we take a break? Let's go to the cafeteria or something for food."

"Uhhh... Yeah, go ahead."

"What about you?"

"I'll catch up with you."

"Alriiiight, but are you sure?"

"Mhm."

"Chanyeol, look at my face instead of that book."

"What?"

"I'm leaving."

"Okay."

"And you're 100% positive that you don't want to come?"

"Yes, Baek, I'll catch up with you later."

"Okay then. Bye."

~~~~~

"Baekhyun!!!"

"What do you want, Jongdae? You nearly gave me a heart attack."

"Baekhyun, where have you been??? I don't remember the last time you actually came to lunch in the cafeteria."

"Well, I have things to do. Like the longest project ever."

"And?"

"What do you mean 'and?' It's important to my grade and I would like to pass this year, thank you very much."

"Wow I never saw you as a person motivated to actually learn and work on school projects."

"Yeah, I got help from-shit."

"You got help from shit?"

"Jongdae what time is it?"

"Uh, 1:42."

"Fuck, I've been gone for almost an hour. I gotta go. See you later!"

"Wait, Baekhyun! You have to explain yourself!"

~~~~~

"Chanyeol, I'm so sorry!"

"Oh you're back."

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize I was gone for so long."

"Don't be sorry, I'm fine. I just finished listing the vocabulary words, so now we have to do the essays, the biography, and I think that's it-"

"..."

"What was that for?!"

"What, I can't kiss you anymore?"

"No, but! That was so unexpected!"

"Well then maybe you should expect the unexpected."

"What? N-no!"

"Did you just stutter? Oh my God-"

"Stooooop!"

"You're so lame!"

~~~~~

"Ugh."

"Argh."

"Haaaah."

"...Sigh."

"...'Sigh?' Seriously?"

"Hey, I couldn't come up with anything else to say, shut up bigfoot."

"Excuse me, I prefer the term 'Sasquatch-' Hey, where do you think you're going?"

"To sleep. We're done, right?"

"Hmm. Are we, though?"

"..."

"Dun dun DUN- OW!"

"Just go to sleep, you loser."

"So heartless. What happened to that Baekhyun who got embarrassed when I did anything to him?"

"He died when I got comfortable with you."

"I see. Maybe I should make you uncomfortable then."

"Ughhhhh, shut up alreadyyyyy."

"Don't drag our your words, you sound like a whiny brat."

"Be that as it may, this whiny brat wants to go to sleep. So kindly shut the fu-"

"Language."

"Don't start that shit with me, Park Chanyeol, we both know that-"

"..."

"Chanyeol?"

"..."

"Oh please, you did not fall asleep that fast."