"Never ever! Never gonna let you go!"

"..."

"Baby you are mine, mine, mine!"

"..."

"Baby you belong to meee-"

"Baekhyun, has anyone told you how breathtaking your shower singing is?"

"...Shut up!"

~~~~~

"Oww..."

"Does it hurt?"

"Of course it does, I just fell down and busted my hip!"

"Let me see..."

"...Is it bad?"

"It's pretty red, you'll probably get a bruise."

"..."

"Here, I'll get some ice, put these pillows under your butt to keep your hip elevated."

"..."

"This is why you shouldn't have rushed out of the shower so fast."

"You were making fun of me!"

"I was not, I genuinely think your shower singing is beautiful."

"Yeah, right."

"Honestly. You're always beautiful."

"Even with this ugly-ass bruise?"

"Yes, of course you are. You always manage to amaze me with your pulchritude."

"The hell does that mean?"

"Haha, it means beauty."

"How do you know all these words, were you a poet in another life?"

"I'm a poet because that's the only way to describe you: through poetry."

"Oh my gosh, you're so ugh."

"What does that mean?"

"You're so overwhelmingly perfect."

"Because you complete me."

"How did we end up together?"

"Do you want me to remind you, cuz I will-"

"Nooo! I don't wanna hear anymore of your cheesy lines, I can't handle them! Just be quiet and hold the ice."

"Alright, alright, I will."

"..."

"..."

"Thank you for everything, Yeol."

"What do you mean?"

"Like for always being so nice and loving me."

"Don't thank me, you deserve to be loved."

"But still, I'm really happy we're together..."

"Me too, Baek."

~~~~~

"..."

"CHANYEOL FUCK WAKE UP!!!"

"What's wrong??"

"IT'S A WASP!!!"

"What?"

"KILL IT IT FLEW OVER THERE!!!"

"I'm not gonna kill it, just put it outside."

"But Chanyeolll~ what if it stings you- OH MY GOD IT'S GETTING CLOSER KILL IT!"

"..."

"AH!"

"Fly away, get out while you still can."

"Close the window before it comes back in!"

"..."

"Ugh, I almost died."

"Baekhyun, we should probably try to go back to sleep now, it's like 2 am."

"Seriously...? Sorry..."

"No, it's not your fault, I'd rather you wake me up than get hurt."

"Shh, I shouldn't have woke you up, you need your sleep. You've got a lot of classes tomorrow."

"Mm, I'd rather skip and hang out with you."

"You'd better not, what the hell are you thinking? Do you wanna fail before you even graduate?"

"Haaa, I'm just kidding... But honestly though, I don't wanna go anywhere tomorrow."

"Chanyeol, you know you have to so shut up and sleep while you still can."

"Okay okay, I love you Baekhyun."

"Love you more. Now sleep."

"..."

"What are you doing?"

"What, I can't touch your stomach?"

"No, its fat."

"Baekhyun! Take back your insult on my boyfriend's beautiful body!"

"Oh my god Chanyeol, you're so weird."

"I'm not sleeping until you take it back."

"I take it back."

"..."

"What?"

"I don't know, I thought it'd take you a while to do."

"Yeah well, it doesn't matter what I think about my flaws as long as you're happy with me."

"Of course I'd be, I always will be happy with you. And your stomach is not a flaw, it's adorable."

"You're such a suck up."

"I'm just saying the truth."

"Mhm."

"Seriously, it is true."

"Seriously, it is 2:30 am, go to sleep."