"YAH WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SHIT CHANYEOL??"

"Shh we haven't even pulled out of the driveway yet, they'll hear your profanities."

"...You think so...?"

"Yeah, I'm sure they already did and are starting to think of you as a terrible influence on me."

"Ha. Me? A terrible influence on you? That's funny you know, seeing how YOU BETRAYED ME."

"I honestly don't know what you mean."

"Yes you do."

"So what I told them you loved me because you were too scared to say it to them?"

"That wasn't that bad but I'm talking about the other thing you did to make my pathetic sad life more miserable."

"What, I kissed you in front of them?"

"Yes Chanyeol. You. Kissed. Me. In front of your parents and older sister."

"And...?"

"Chanyeol. That was one of the most embarrassing moments of my entire life."

"Oh, what are the other ones?"

"You know them."

"Hmm, yeah, it'd probably be the time you accidentally saw me naked, when I caught you lip syncing to Freal Luv, and when we first had se-"

"WE HAVE NOT DONE THAT BEFORE!"

"What, all I was gonna say is the first time we had seen the movie short The Little Match Girl and you cried a lot, but I guess your dirty mind was elsewhere."

"..."

"Hey, it wasn't like they thought it was gross though, you were the only one who was freaking out. I swear Yoora was fangirling and you could see my mom diving for the camera."

"...I guess..."

"Really, it's ok, but if you don't wanna do stuff like public affection then we don't have to."

"No!"

"Oh? So you did enjoy it."

"Ughhhhh never mind."

"Hahahha!"

~~~~~

"Baekkie, we're home now~"

"..."

"Ok then, I'll carry you if you insist."

"Mm, no you don't need to carry me..."

"Baekhyun, you're literally knocked out sitting in the car, of course I'm gonna carry you, you dork."

"Mmm..."

~~~~~

"Finally, we're in the confines of our own room."

"I thought you liked it at my parents' house?"

"Oh I do, it's just sometimes I miss home. And at the time, home is here..."

"Hmm, you wanna know where my home is? Wherever you are."

"I think I'm gonna start calling you Cheeseyeol."

"Says the guy who was sleep taking about how much you love me~"

"I was!?"

"Yea, it was pretty damn funny, but it made me happy at the same time."

"Oh?"

"Mhm."

"Well, if it makes you happy, I guess there's no helping it then. I love you."

"I love you too, so much. I don't know what I'd do without you... I don't even know how I lived before we were together."

"I was always with you, Yeol."

"I know, but now you're my amazing, funny, hot, cute, sweet, beautiful boyfriend."

"Stop it, you'll make me blush..."

"It's the truth though babe."

"..."

"Don't hide under the covers, a blanket won't protect you from me."

"I know, but then you won't be able to see me."

"Why? Are you red again?"

"You know the answer to that."

"Aww, don't be so embarrassed Baek. There's no need to be."

"I know, I just can't help but be shy around you..."

"Hahaha, don't be, I love you so you can relax babe."

"..."

"Ohhh, I get it now."

"Don't give me that grin, Park, and don't you say it-"

"Babe."

"Chanyeol! Stop!"

"Why? Hey baby, it's ok, I love you babe~"

"Please stop calling me that... I don't think my face can take all this blushing..."

"Alright, alright. I'll stop."

"Thank you. Goodnight, Cheeseyeol, I love you."

"Goodnight, I love you too baby."

"Yeol!"