Silly Male Upstart

by sloanranger

I think you'd best depart,

I do not wish to play,

you foolish male upstart,

come back another day.

I shall not lose my heart,

I simply don't believe

you... silly male upstart,

it's best now if you leave.

You know I'm losing sleep,

it's true you are my sort

but you're going way too deep

and must get off the court.

My heart you cannot have

I don't care what you say,

I've learned to save myself -

now, you - you go away.

You're playing with my heart,

I've seen your kind before;

And I'll tear yours apart,

if you do not leave my door.

But if I change my mind

I'll send word and right away;

you know I will be kind

and say:

I'm ready now... to play.